(humour)I see him!
Joe, who I used to call 'my prince'.
He is crossing the bridge, to fight my 'dragon', who really is my pet donkey.
Yes, I have a pet donkey, he listens to me all the time, and when I mean all the time, I mean all the time.
I've been waiting for 50 years, for that son of an ass to come and visit me, he thinks I'm trapped all alone, with a creep spying on me.
Well he's wrong, oh when he find out I had kids without him, he'll run to the sun. Then he'll get burnt whilst screaming, "Hun Hun, i love you!"
*huffs*
He can say that over my dead body, as for now, Im going to watch him try and tackle my donkey.
All these years I actually thought he cared, well not all these years.
When it reached 10 years, I knew he wouldn't save me, well 'save me'.
I disguised a plan, for my uncle to take me to his flat, and pretend to lock me up. I wanted to see how much Joe loved me.
His love was all fake, even when we were young (puts on adele), he never loved me.
This was a test, and he failed me.
How sad is that, to know someone that you loved ever so dearly, doesnt give a damn about you.
Adios (bye) to him.
Ever since, I met another guy, Ed, such a sweetie. We got married and had kids, who now have their kids.
We all live under the same roof, and from what I've told them, if they met Joe, his life would we cut.
As if you'd cut a ribbon with a pair of scissors.
I poke my head out of the Window, to find my donkey has bitten Joe.
Joe was screaming the whole time, but like i said.I I don't care, and as far as I'm concerned, nobody in this flat cares.
I scream, "Bitch! you never even called the police, rest in poop!"I I watch him scream in pain. " One last thing, I'm married and I have kids, and grandkids."
"So do I." He yells back, "I cheated on you, because I thought you never loved me. I changed my mind, I love you."
This just gets better and better.
I do what I thought I would never do.
I jump and of the flat and scream "catch me."
He does, thankfully, I give him a peck on the lips.
"I'm doing this because I love you too!"
We jump on the donkey, who hesitates at first, but I find a carrot an stuff it in his mouth.
We ride off into the sunset, me behind Joe.
"I love you Mary."
"F you. Cheater." I yell, I knock him on the head with my iron, which I stored secretly in my pocket.
"I ain't making babies, I'm so old for that sh*%" I take the money in his pockets, and steer my donkey back to the flat.
As I arrive, everyone is cheering, even the people I don't know.
"What?" I ask everyone.
"We're going to Vegas baby."
I get off my donkey, and give it a peck on his forehead. "You look after him." I tell the other neighbours.
"Husband only, you guys can live in the flat."
Before anyone can say anything, I jump into the Jeep, and drag ed with me.
We're off to Vegas baby!
Woop!
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