Oh boy. This is going to be fun.
I just unearthed fanfic that I used to write for my (ex)friends. Save me from this pain, it's so bad!
Somehow, in just twelve chapters (thirteen pages in Google Docs), I managed to write the most horrific thing I have ever read. How did I ever think it was good?! I wrote a scene where one of the character's little sister is doing her makeup... I had literally no idea what I was writing.602Please respect copyright.PENANACYa03L5opn
"Silver eyeshadow dusts my eyelids, fading into a muted black like a speckling of stars. A swipe of eyeliner gives my eyes a slight edge."602Please respect copyright.PENANAX19A4amsgS
You have no idea how much research went into writing those painful paragraphs, yet my writing still managed to be crap.602Please respect copyright.PENANAW90AhGRYpU
I'm tempted to delete the fanfic, but like, it's so bad it's funny, so I guess I'm keep it.
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