「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」1205Please respect copyright.PENANA74D8RZ8uCb
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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。1205Please respect copyright.PENANAQDgNRQiwwL
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」1205Please respect copyright.PENANAUaTu7od1eP
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「你可能被高級騙子睇中咗。」1205Please respect copyright.PENANAxOF7iM9L1m
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。1205Please respect copyright.PENANAxCnpt8yATT
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」1205Please respect copyright.PENANAqXOlPFK9lq
「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁,都係佢主動講架喎,唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」1205Please respect copyright.PENANADPnmziiBKe
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾,招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」1205Please respect copyright.PENANAASjNscIN57
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」1205Please respect copyright.PENANA0U7pObFMUc
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。1205Please respect copyright.PENANAbL2SqYKu4i
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食完飯,蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企,事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸,即係八爪魚。1205Please respect copyright.PENANAveul5FOuLg
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐,係風水「魚」嚟,旺財嘅。1205Please respect copyright.PENANA3YvvGpXYAr
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。1205Please respect copyright.PENANAp2ydC094JU
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