「依家嘢我有經驗呀。」1644Please respect copyright.PENANAezMs0T4c7Q
1644Please respect copyright.PENANADHoR3NhyyG
另一位男同學蘿蔔就用開交友app食女,係咁教我攻略。1644Please respect copyright.PENANAtliEH8GYrG
1644Please respect copyright.PENANAY86K7fO8GH
「男仔同女仔玩唔同架,你聽佢兩個講就死得啦,真咩正吖,揀張靚仔相好過!」1644Please respect copyright.PENANAXLkxPqg6cC
1644Please respect copyright.PENANAXpalWo08UD
佢搶咗我手機好雀躍咁幫手。1644Please respect copyright.PENANAaVNHcoBHKt
1644Please respect copyright.PENANArEidieGeB1
「有無肌肉相?」無。1644Please respect copyright.PENANAQPNbtALWXk
1644Please respect copyright.PENANAiNPdrNNpWC
「有無動物相?」上次喺屋企拍死嗰隻曱甴。1644Please respect copyright.PENANAqNCgmsaFg4
1644Please respect copyright.PENANAzxthW85KQL
「有無靚車相?」放滿零食嘅百佳手推車⋯⋯1644Please respect copyright.PENANAW2CvKBDyJL
1644Please respect copyright.PENANAKMgHT7noxt
「名牌呢?」蘋果囉⋯⋯1644Please respect copyright.PENANA7d7uNBhEdi
1644Please respect copyright.PENANAINppUWAIJ7
「得喇,你放棄啦。」1644Please respect copyright.PENANAu05UZK0zJj
蘿蔔係個典型高大有錢靚仔,同我依啲外貌普通嘅人差天共地,佢嘅嘢唔可以作準。1644Please respect copyright.PENANAMpQkatxlQV
1644Please respect copyright.PENANASLA5FY4xKk
「你聽佢噏啦,如果你唔係鍾意操肌,唔係真心鍾意動物,就算被你吸引到女仔,你都要扮一個假人,就算拍到拖你都唔會開心囉。」老銅成功代表Sami叫我做返自己就得。1644Please respect copyright.PENANA2ymSje2JJV
1644Please respect copyright.PENANA7nS8fJJqK8
「依個世界咩都係講包裝架,你唔係女呀,你求其有塊閪就日日幾十個人like你,幾時見過腸仔值錢過鮑魚架?你做返自己就等乞米啦。」1644Please respect copyright.PENANAsgTBBr73gD
1644Please respect copyright.PENANAyzN0qMazCr
可能我有啲好勝心,被蘿蔔睇死有啲唔甘心。佢係覺得我做自己溝唔到女,我就做自己溝女比佢睇!1644Please respect copyright.PENANAWcUdXke1Jg
T仔可以話係交友app始祖,最多人用所以中嘅機會率大。1644Please respect copyright.PENANAClmdxyo5aI
1644Please respect copyright.PENANAO8lIZwbQks
當然依啲係官方描述,實際玩落就唔係嗰回事啦。1644Please respect copyright.PENANA0DIQwsB3iW
1644Please respect copyright.PENANA1xWANfyTbO
我放好自己嘅相,一啲有氣氛嘅風景相,之後就到自我介紹。1644Please respect copyright.PENANALqafmQYks2
1644Please respect copyright.PENANAuGenL4keig
其實唔寫都得,但好似畀人了解吓我好啲。1644Please respect copyright.PENANAPap1y2wE8l
1644Please respect copyright.PENANA0z1qI3W16u
不過作為典型山羊座向來好抗拒幫自己宣傳嗰啲嘢,都有啲考起我。1644Please respect copyright.PENANABMTpUrLN7e
1644Please respect copyright.PENANAfncpEW7ZW8
嗯⋯⋯不如寫吓我對伴侶嘅要求?1644Please respect copyright.PENANA5ppmWTxjhf
我發覺自己對戇鳩妹係完全無抵抗力,特別係對啲成日笑,搞鬼得戚嘅女仔情有獨鍾。1644Please respect copyright.PENANAvDrW6U6giE
1644Please respect copyright.PENANA4F8uOSJuzk
依個戇鳩唔係眨意,反而係可愛嘅一種。1644Please respect copyright.PENANAWxcVXK88QN
1644Please respect copyright.PENANA9rpsiwxkO6
最緊要係聽得明我講啲無聊笑話。1644Please respect copyright.PENANAjo6Oc4fSTv
1644Please respect copyright.PENANAENy3JnBKri
講真吖,拍拖拍得耐咩都講晒啦,我會覺得起完家底,講完工作同日常生活之後,最緊要係可以周街見到乜都講吓鳩嘢,咁先唔會悶架嘛。1644Please respect copyright.PENANAm5NnVwhnzc
1644Please respect copyright.PENANA13n4jFUBhX
唔好睇小戇鳩,要聽得明啲笑話都要個腦轉得夠快先得。1644Please respect copyright.PENANA0bz7hSIvH8
1644Please respect copyright.PENANAILV20QP945
有時自我介紹其實都有助了解吓自己,諗返⋯⋯原來晴晴係唔戇鳩,亦好少聽得明我啲笑話。1644Please respect copyright.PENANADmZqmWUZXu