和吸血鬼分手的正確方式

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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV8xOAAIcH
一、直接說。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPfxtOJINU
「我想分手。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWIuu7Zvgt
「好。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5R3z1oKI6
？！這麼乾脆……636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZQJ2nFgBW
「那……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSTUw0FBCj
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6z6eCdtS0o
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYFx5GkNtA
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡari8dnArGD
「……好吧。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8h7x8FNHYj
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQo1lP2jau5
「根本算不完啊！！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkr88Xo03ZS
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUSBd7RBUj
「……我不玩了。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlumooL1yg1
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二、劈腿。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDL6g6dUSfv
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLxHFAduu6
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3EOKAbX8v
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpid3k73dWq
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjKpjdRn84
「……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUDAGwJzdz
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreXpAObTSB
「……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwn2gUjkOAT
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFJgMZ7hOt
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三、我躲！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFKXhutH2V
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOklMLwTAa
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV22xh3rDpD
錯了。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRDF99jtyI
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64EpwVBwEJ
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnZlbcOaDp
「……」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5T1n5xRG66
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJqxlixXAl
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