Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo350Please respect copyright.PENANAdtrtTvcs6E
- iPhones are SEXY350Please respect copyright.PENANAmqU8suZ7Vc
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!350Please respect copyright.PENANArzriyBakAS
- YOU LIE350Please respect copyright.PENANAUiLieYkIzr
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag350Please respect copyright.PENANAUvtksyNdWX
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 350Please respect copyright.PENANAkzHaxZ6UXv
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 350Please respect copyright.PENANAxrJTF0jRSG
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.350Please respect copyright.PENANAXAbCRWSVdu
- Character development is only possible through murder.350Please respect copyright.PENANAHYTe0bE5uP
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania350Please respect copyright.PENANAMPPOZZ57lD
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools350Please respect copyright.PENANAGoyZUJzIIn
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess350Please respect copyright.PENANAZllLBxUkUt
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct350Please respect copyright.PENANAyYlWrn2snu
- i like the *bling* *bling*350Please respect copyright.PENANACWNKbp61h4
- hashtag accessorize350Please respect copyright.PENANAPhm6YtabZn
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!350Please respect copyright.PENANAtxyJsAc7a5
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!350Please respect copyright.PENANAoycCuBcTSt
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!350Please respect copyright.PENANAOXmUvbcfHz
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore350Please respect copyright.PENANAgCnLHlBOFO
- we're done here, you butcher.350Please respect copyright.PENANA29CuR3ihkq
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN350Please respect copyright.PENANAer9Z9m2sow
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...350Please respect copyright.PENANAbcspLQNlDP
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars350Please respect copyright.PENANAGYnH6ruXan
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.350Please respect copyright.PENANANSLKSycaCB
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 350Please respect copyright.PENANAavugMJDGfP
kid 2: sure. 350Please respect copyright.PENANAnECFXB5L9k
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 350Please respect copyright.PENANAhiNeFZnXZX
kid 2: ... sure.350Please respect copyright.PENANAFPw97KQZU5