Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo352Please respect copyright.PENANAgdrdQmVKp5
- iPhones are SEXY352Please respect copyright.PENANABp1mXfKMym
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!352Please respect copyright.PENANAEvdLHRvDuT
- YOU LIE352Please respect copyright.PENANAOmM5lgzBZY
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag352Please respect copyright.PENANAoy40TMCPuZ
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 352Please respect copyright.PENANABGlL2AlnFg
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 352Please respect copyright.PENANA8RU4kqKQOt
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.352Please respect copyright.PENANARMUrvNiq0l
- Character development is only possible through murder.352Please respect copyright.PENANAAOhbCtVKLc
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania352Please respect copyright.PENANAvlBYkMumXK
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools352Please respect copyright.PENANA3syfYkOTB1
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess352Please respect copyright.PENANAC2mfv1L6Xn
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct352Please respect copyright.PENANAWje7ZASAaz
- i like the *bling* *bling*352Please respect copyright.PENANANB3S0csHEQ
- hashtag accessorize352Please respect copyright.PENANAVfJQeJOwUp
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!352Please respect copyright.PENANAGF3IW0BRCv
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!352Please respect copyright.PENANAm7BXgJ1nbq
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!352Please respect copyright.PENANAlobwsC3eXQ
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore352Please respect copyright.PENANAzamBk1V6iM
- we're done here, you butcher.352Please respect copyright.PENANAvM00Hw3YWI
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN352Please respect copyright.PENANAZZnEEbjFKt
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...352Please respect copyright.PENANA8elHhFeT7C
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars352Please respect copyright.PENANANrUiiMPV3V
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.352Please respect copyright.PENANAVAWEtxSDbC
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 352Please respect copyright.PENANARcHzkmlNEw
kid 2: sure. 352Please respect copyright.PENANAf2DiZnnJQS
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 352Please respect copyright.PENANAQK2s3aTAVH
kid 2: ... sure.352Please respect copyright.PENANA8IpSkO7Ene