Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo351Please respect copyright.PENANAb1ZnT08ksT
- iPhones are SEXY351Please respect copyright.PENANAyx0LFkKFjH
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!351Please respect copyright.PENANAK0iocIhqo5
- YOU LIE351Please respect copyright.PENANAy3cZPTlkex
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag351Please respect copyright.PENANAcvdIytLkRP
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 351Please respect copyright.PENANAWu8dagH9ic
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 351Please respect copyright.PENANATYFnue1uTv
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.351Please respect copyright.PENANAzBMu0gD2Sd
- Character development is only possible through murder.351Please respect copyright.PENANAw9xbUB68rd
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania351Please respect copyright.PENANAYL2ZbrKWDL
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools351Please respect copyright.PENANA5C2F9BS2tU
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess351Please respect copyright.PENANApACiMEXKhL
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct351Please respect copyright.PENANA0IZ6dwGhsk
- i like the *bling* *bling*351Please respect copyright.PENANAmpsbHWfxMF
- hashtag accessorize351Please respect copyright.PENANAhCRkfYIVWC
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!351Please respect copyright.PENANAmGgWp4Fi0L
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!351Please respect copyright.PENANArjid78Y8Eh
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!351Please respect copyright.PENANAGDayN1QTzM
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore351Please respect copyright.PENANAxmF9fyFZYK
- we're done here, you butcher.351Please respect copyright.PENANANENdaU7rBo
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN351Please respect copyright.PENANA9OFnzxtoMG
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...351Please respect copyright.PENANA0DgN5C9mpH
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars351Please respect copyright.PENANAj2JJvkYpHd
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.351Please respect copyright.PENANADXBxEVgROG
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 351Please respect copyright.PENANAkqag8fc6gv
kid 2: sure. 351Please respect copyright.PENANAQtZy3pV27H
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 351Please respect copyright.PENANABa1HnvY8oy
kid 2: ... sure.351Please respect copyright.PENANA6E3ihmXHxb