【校園/日常】杏壇中學眾生相 - [1-4]楊修之死（⼀）

無數的雨點打在教室緊閉的窗戶外，雨點相遇後匯成細流滑下——位於角落位置的封思諭在觀察著窗戶上的雨點。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0Ac2SydJk
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教室內的投影屏幕亮著的是「楊修之死」的課後練習。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ364m2mz3D8
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「在『楊修之死』這篇⽂章中，作者⽤倒敍法⼊題有甚麼好處？」孫⽼師拿著課本問。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusa6RnCfg0
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不出所料，沒有任何⼀個學⽣回答孫⽼師的問題。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sro7tzLRT
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有本事的學⽣害怕⾃⼰答錯，可能遭到孫⽼師的批評，⽽沒有本事的學⽣更不會出來⾃取其辱。再低⼀等連功課都沒做完的學⽣，現在就只能暗暗祈禱有人出來救場，令孫⽼師息怒。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFU8acrNUB
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根據往績，如果沒有⼈回應孫⽼師的話，1A班少不免會被狠狠修理⼀頓。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5nY6ewFVQ
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「怎麼沒有⼈回答？這不是颱⾵天之前給的功課嗎？」孫⽼師加強了說話的⼒度，連環拋出問題，開始向學⽣施壓。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kLxrMkfRl
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有⼈頻頻看錶，恨不得下課鈴聲可以早響個三分鐘，讓午膳時間⾺上到來。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBQmhsDgei
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林正君左右張望，顯得畏⾸畏尾，似乎不敢舉⼿回答。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDPIopLp6n
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天才收起了平時掛在臉上笑容，一臉認真。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqfo182ALq
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坐在教室後⽅的機神，桌上坦蕩蕩地放著⼀本空⽩的課本，以無懼的⽬光看著孫⽼師。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75F4hlXmH6
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「我覺得作者將事情的結局放在開頭，可以令讀者好奇楊修為什麼會被曹操賜死，吸引讀者追看。」眼看⽼師已經下達最後通牒，羅晨西挺身而出讀出了⾃⼰的答案。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPNVfqczgK
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「基本上正確，另外作者先交代楊修被曹操賜死的近因，接著才交代闊⾨事件和⼀盒酥事件等楊修被殺的遠因⋯⋯」聽到問題已經被解決，⼤部分同學都⾃動進⼊了「⾶⾏模式」，拒收任何來⾃⽼師的信息，靜候下課鈴的降臨。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX7g7Ch5NJ
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沒過多久，下課鈴聲便按時響起。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4sIHeR0VZ
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「各位同學再⾒。」390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCUog0dT2W
「孫⽼師再⾒。」經過連續兩節中⽂課後，同學的敬禮都變得有氣無⼒。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvuC2vHujy
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臨⾛前，孫⽼師冷不防走到機神面前，直呼其名：「李宜光，你帶上你的中⽂書跟我上來教員室。」390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyP0fGFogqY
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「你知不知道發⽣甚麼事？」看到這⼀幕，有點好奇的Queenie找上了羅晨西。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0N2OKrZYT
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「可能他犯了哪⼀條校規吧？」仔細回想過後，他也沒有什麼想法。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJstYA3J4pM
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「可能現在壞掉的那部電梯是他弄壞的。」天才一如既往，笑著提出⼀個充滿創意的答案，沒有人能跟上他跳脫的思路。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrR4tsMBBVj
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「甚麼啊，早上宣佈的時候不是說電梯是被颱⾵弄壞的嗎？」林正君懷疑對⽅沒有認真聆聽早上的宣佈。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoCdAAauHk
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討論無果，羅晨西也不再糾結在這個⼩問題⾝上，很快就招呼同伴下樓取外送。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZK5DKJIYB
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「君子！要下去取外送啦！」出⾨的時候，羅晨西象徵式地騷擾了⼀下同學。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopj5T9wbpc
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「聰明⼈絕不會在同⼀個地⽅跌倒第三次。」沒有理會羅晨西，林正君拿出了⾃⼰的午餐準備吃飯。

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每到午膳，教室的⼀⾓是聯機區域已經是⼀個⽇常。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXE50xV50Pf
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「沒有復活⽯頭就去買，想⼀想，不充值的你能變強嗎？」390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtv0drEnzOX
「我現在總算明⽩機神平時是有多可靠。」390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjodAgELRl
「君子，你這麼快吃完飯，幫我們去把⼀下⾵。」390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdXLSMWcWR
光聽對話內容，A班的其他人都知道誰是聲音的主人。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFZvIzUR5H
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「我只把⾵⼀陣子。」想到每次把⾵都要像⼀個拍⼦機⼀樣左右搖頭，林正君就覺得難受。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1awsvNPoe
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他剛想要⾛出教室，就⾺上撞上了先前被孫⽼師帶⾛的李宜光。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5O8w6VrovL
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「瘋了，真的瘋了，孫⽼師是不是有精神病啊。」他⼀進來就在發牢騷。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrb6t1lVQxI
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「你這次⼜犯那⼀條校規了？」Queenie揶揄道。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlj7EVIrzg9
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「就是更之前的中⽂功課，我其實有幾題沒做完的事被發現了。她叫我放學後要上去五樓教員室⾨外，把剩下的完成才可以走。」390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPxXc3ptCT
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「明明當時根本沒有檢查到我，應該已經暪天過海了啊⋯⋯」李宜光嘟噥著。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaPe5u4GpR
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「聽上去很正常啊。啊，不，實在是太奇怪了！」林正君不⼩⼼把真⼼話說了出來，連忙作出掩飾。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ4hg4J4zl
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任教室外的雨勢有多猛烈，只要窗門緊閉，⼀切就和平常⼀樣。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRZBkPL1hI
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午膳時間開始⼆⼗五分鐘後。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlB4l72CV6x
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林正君突然⼤驚失⾊地敲了兩下虛掩的⾨，慌張地⾛了進來，雙唇微張，像是要說什麼似的。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbPUAvz4Jz
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但還沒等他說些甚麼，⼀個可怕的⾝影已經闖⼊了1A班，準確來說並不是闖⼊，因為⾝影的主⼈正是令⼈望⽽⽣畏的班主任孫⽼師。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxoChOygnB
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「你們真的是敢明目張膽玩手機？這件事我會按照學校的既定程序處理！你們這些違反規定的同學的⼿機全部都會被沒收，想拿回去就讓你們的家長來向校⽅預約時間吧！」拿著⼿機收集箱的孫⽼師眼神可怕得要殺⼈⼀樣。「你們貴為學校的精英班，如今竟然帶頭違反學校的校規⋯⋯」390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3auoSmjKr
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⼜過了⼀會兒，違規使⽤⼿機的同學所使⽤的⼿機都被孫⽼師裝進箱⼦裡帶⾛了。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM0i4HWffV
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數分鐘前，1A班內部明明還吵得像⼀個派對現場，但如今⼤家⼿機被沒收後，1A班的氣氛便明顯反轉了。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YrEcML18K
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「那樣就要記⼀個缺點？我沒做這麼多功課也還沒有⼀個缺點。」孫⽼師⾛後，最先打破沉默的是已經有眾多前科的李宜光。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76CvFdqvhf
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「這就是所謂的『生於憂患，死於安樂』。」天才後悔地說。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUGl9ZDe2W
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Queenie站了起來，不甘地看著⼤家說：「這次孫⽼師真的殺瘋了，這裡幾乎全部⼈都被沒收了⼿機吧？」390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj9a3l10M9
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「嗯？我沒有啊。」林正君純真地歪著頭說。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTvXNcCEDI
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「沒有⼈想知道啊！」被沒收了⼿機，感覺⾃⼰已經失去⼈⽣意義的李宜光向對⽅咆哮。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lMWlrVoxB
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在剛才沒收⼿機的過程中，李宜光曾經裝作不知情，但很快就被孫⽼師當場點名要求交出⼿機。這也是沒辦法的，畢竟他在事發的時候正處於⼀個「⾵眼」位置，裝蒜⾃然對⽼師來說沒有任何作⽤。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErrdbeJ3I4
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「Queenie，我是你的話剛才不會把⼿機交出去。你的⼿機本來放在抽屜裡，剛才那個位置被孫⽼師⽬擊⽤⼿機的機會很低。只要沒有被⽬擊到，你就可以死咬⾃⼰沒有⽤⼿機了，這些事很難被證實的。」⼀刻都沒有為失去的⼿機哀悼，羅晨西開始覆盤剛才發⽣的事。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnAqYAwI0m
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「唉，我實在是不敢賭。」想到平常好戰的孫⽼師，Queenie就⽣出了怯意。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ08tRs2o1
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在教室一旁，沒有被沒收手機的林正君也沒精打采地低著頭。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsFl19V6Ci
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早在被沒收⼿機的時候，羅晨西就已經想到了⼀個無法解釋的疑點。390Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEslGYWarFB
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「雖然我也不願意相信⋯⋯但我們可能是被班上的某個⼈檢舉才變成這樣的。」雖然可能會導致不可逆的結果，羅晨西還是開了⼝。