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桜流之地
ISSUE #32
Author: 桜流
桜流之地
Author: 桜流
ISSUE #32
【菜根棒創挑】（小劇場）據說經過菜根棒加工後……
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話說上回（#29消失之R18）——

凱哥摸上小美的臉，問「口渴嗎？」

小美現身說法，暗示道：「嗯，想喝牛奶的那種。」

於是，小劇場誕生了！

據說，農夫被小美榨汁，勝載滿滿的五大碗。

在經過菜根棒的攪拌後，汁液變得更加黏稠細膩。

經過添加蜂蜜、花液等一系列特殊製品、經過加熱，冷凍等處理後，富含蛋白質的美味焦糖奶油布丁成功研製。

據說，高麗菜國王一嘗之後，精神變得充沛飽滿，與皇后大戰三天三夜之後，還能繼續再戰三百回合！

據說，在現場的某隻小黑貓，舔了一點殘留下來的邊角料，發情叫了一個整個晚上。

據說，農夫被小美餵了一口布丁後，尺寸暴長了兩倍，堪比加大加粗版的菜根棒！

據說……

惡搞菜根棒之超級腦洞創作挑戰：issue/4399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWOKR1S5OY

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Last updated: May 10, 2025
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