《四格山悲歌》
昨天,127Please respect copyright.PENANAeRXWLEv3MB
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,127Please respect copyright.PENANAnWTS2vLjxX
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,127Please respect copyright.PENANAJcAqi7ivzQ
陽光灑在肩頭,127Please respect copyright.PENANAxLGdwUg57V
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,127Please respect copyright.PENANACn2O5kChoZ
心裡只想著:127Please respect copyright.PENANAVXR8rZOGtW
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,127Please respect copyright.PENANAQIzterbCm5
氣喘吁吁,127Please respect copyright.PENANAIp35TE8TSa
雙腳開始發出警告:127Please respect copyright.PENANAzx8plgwAkd
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,127Please respect copyright.PENANAMJQdD6kP1A
在汗水和喘息中,127Please respect copyright.PENANAUUVpzH08QJ
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,127Please respect copyright.PENANAUR9JEnBgYb
風很大,心很滿,127Please respect copyright.PENANAMpCWPfG9iL
我心想:127Please respect copyright.PENANADyLEhMhKEH
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。127Please respect copyright.PENANAKVLW1Ktkbc
每一個下坡,127Please respect copyright.PENANA61y6Ec1kYo
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,127Please respect copyright.PENANAjHITxvChE5
我的靈魂開始出竅,127Please respect copyright.PENANAKhCeAmVnSF
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!127Please respect copyright.PENANAMlC5HERP0F
我高舉雙手,大喊:127Please respect copyright.PENANAtcVY75XEx0
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,127Please respect copyright.PENANA1wbPxZBLsL
天花板在旋轉,127Please respect copyright.PENANA82zLsi1bGC
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:127Please respect copyright.PENANAxqwqg1COZZ
「別亂動。」
下床,127Please respect copyright.PENANAInvXQuekNe
一腳踩地,127Please respect copyright.PENANA9se7zYfEHI
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;127Please respect copyright.PENANATtiq6O83Zx
每踏一步,127Please respect copyright.PENANAmZ7zrbfab9
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,127Please respect copyright.PENANANrRE6Qnmv1
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。127Please respect copyright.PENANAFnWu9wQHT0
蹲下?不,127Please respect copyright.PENANAzxsenR5OMd
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,127Please respect copyright.PENANAYREu1UKF92
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:127Please respect copyright.PENANAn9xdkpC9HX
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?127Please respect copyright.PENANAFvnYRCSMBp
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,127Please respect copyright.PENANAnBIWpBbJwu
努力擠出一個微笑:127Please respect copyright.PENANAjIXVTR5XRy
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:127Please respect copyright.PENANAsPfFOnenNT
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」127Please respect copyright.PENANA7I3bpI7uQs