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偷訓禁衛隊最後變成上朝講相聲的災難。8964 copyright protection119PENANAM19lJwDtMa 維尼
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於是我穿上精心改良過的夜之貓貓戰服,尾巴是手工縫的,還會晃。8964 copyright protection119PENANAUX21hu5oE0 維尼
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我給自己取了個代號——123Please respect copyright.PENANAus6CTlS9ku
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「軟禁皮陛下三炷香內,逼他吃我做的蒸蛋」8964 copyright protection119PENANAjVeD89iYeU 維尼
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為此,我還偷訓了幾個看起來比較無聊的禁衛,晚上發糖、背密令、畫地圖、練口令。8964 copyright protection119PENANANRBOaPWc6K 維尼
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結果第一天,就被南末大人撞見了。8964 copyright protection119PENANA5iBpehf53I 維尼
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他盯著我晃來晃去的尾巴,扶額道:「聽起來像發情季獵貓行動。」8964 copyright protection119PENANASewOLStRbb 維尼
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正當我試圖把他拉下水時,布丁大人竟然自告奮勇加入了。8964 copyright protection119PENANAcf8wqf9qzQ 維尼
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他居然一臉興奮地遞給我一張小地圖,上頭還標註:「御書房窗戶鬆動點」、「皮陛下午睡時刻」、「宮女交班時間表」!8964 copyright protection119PENANAoIa0jrp2sK 維尼
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他笑得比貓還壞:「我是你唯一的『地下情報頭子』。」8964 copyright protection119PENANAqKLqI0a8P1 維尼
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這事原本只是鬧著玩,直到那天……我真的發出突襲信號了。8964 copyright protection119PENANAl60pJR6Hkf 維尼
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那是一支小型煙火,紅的,點完會發出「咪」一聲。123Please respect copyright.PENANAZYfakeEQ2f
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禁衛隊看到信號,還真動了!8964 copyright protection119PENANAUKkFtsuz0l 維尼
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剛好那時皮陛下剛從御書房出來,煙霧裡只聽見我吼:8964 copyright protection119PENANAKgfYdRkwr1 維尼
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「小隊一!繞後!繞後!!記得拿蒸蛋!!」8964 copyright protection119PENANABOos02eCkZ 維尼
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那畫面——像極了宮廷版的軍變,配糖果香氣的那種。8964 copyright protection119PENANAyp7wjyzZhF 維尼
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然後……御前高處,皮陛下的身影逐漸清晰。他沒說話,只慢慢走下階梯,手中舉著我的作戰密書——夜之貓貓筆記本。8964 copyright protection119PENANAwlviB6IIDh 維尼
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「戰術演練!」我一臉正氣:「從實戰中學習最有效率了!」8964 copyright protection119PENANA6KUN7rOu4i 維尼
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啪——123Please respect copyright.PENANAivH7L25LRn
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我被拖去御書房門前,屁股受審三掌,還要在御前模擬重演一次奪旗流程,羞到整個人想鑽地板。8964 copyright protection119PENANAi95urUm0cw 維尼
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他拉出一張卷軸:「來,抄這份《真正的禁衛編制與軍法》三百遍,邊抄邊背。」123Please respect copyright.PENANA3eeAmSBCoW
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「你軍變還沒文化宣傳,我來幫你。」123Please respect copyright.PENANANR5hp1xAbr
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於是他製作了《黑夜指揮官演習專刊》,用小畫冊畫下整個過程,連我屁股被打的畫面都上色了!8964 copyright protection119PENANArM2dpFJGU0 維尼
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然後,真正的高潮來了:8964 copyright protection119PENANAbeXlibYV2w 維尼
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✦ 你以為結束了?123Please respect copyright.PENANAVXEcFKXVdu
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錯了。123Please respect copyright.PENANA9Cj5mK6Ehk
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上朝報告!8964 copyright protection119PENANAkwYOjd0wRV 維尼
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隔天朝會,皮陛下當著眾大臣的面,悠悠一句:8964 copyright protection119PENANA8xGaXoLXE9 維尼
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「今日主題,由本宮廷之『夜之貓貓指揮官』進行戰術報告。」8964 copyright protection119PENANAaXPHzYKFeY 維尼
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我懷著想死的心情,站上朝台,手裡拿著小畫冊,一頁頁翻開。8964 copyright protection119PENANASs7hrEb2PG 維尼
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「這裡是我攻入御書房的時間點……這裡是布丁大人畫的我跌倒圖……這裡是蒸蛋。」8964 copyright protection119PENANAX9bq9pARXH 維尼
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群臣沉默三秒後,爆笑如雷。8964 copyright protection119PENANALUfkQx4qKR 維尼
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那日之後,我被禁足七日、禁戰服一月、禁糖果兩週。8964 copyright protection119PENANAl4J8c542eg 維尼
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布丁大人畫的畫冊還被御史留檔入冊,命名為——123Please respect copyright.PENANAMmbjoA1IDC
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《宮廷危機演練記(第一卷)》8964 copyright protection119PENANAPdPgtg3EbW 維尼
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南末大人說:「還會有第二卷嗎?」8964 copyright protection119PENANA0vzgUeueGK 維尼
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皮陛下看著我,挑眉說:「看她什麼時候再發情……我是說,發瘋。」8964 copyright protection119PENANAyRC8jUzPXw 維尼
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我:「……我只是熱愛軍事而已QAQ」8964 copyright protection119PENANA8O5VtMuNZR 維尼
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