After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - The Great Demon-Hero Esports Collab: Where the Prize Pool is the Entire Existence (Sponsored by Fan

[1] "Thank you 'Ludwig-chan's Biggest Fan' for the 100 Hellfire Rockets!"

Me (the Demon King), staring at the livestream donations with a throbbing vein: "This username is obviously Hoshino Akira's alt account?!"

Off-camera, she crossed her legs and smirked: "Oh? Then is 'Please Step On Me, Hero-sama' also me?"

The chat exploded:88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54ixLjvsW5
[User "Familiar007": Your Majesty! Your cross-dressing stream has been edited into ASMR!]88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSL2jyH5Xz
[User "Three-Headed Hound Union": Donating 1000 Hell Coins to see the Holy Sword shave the Demon King's beard!]

"E-End the stream!" I lunged at the camera but tripped over her sword hilt. The final frame showed me pinned under her as the chat spammed:88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUxZS7gxGV
"IS THIS REALLY FREE CONTENT?!"

[2] The "Dark" Business Behind Our Esports Team

"Listen up," my familiar slapped down the Demon King & Hero Esports Inc. proposal:88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVhgzUSGzT
"Our selling points—88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4uxIAkndF
✅ Rival Couple Fanservice (Holy Sword vs. Dark Magic FX galore)88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoY6hxYWcaI
✅ Paywalled Embarrassing Archives (1000 yen to watch the Demon King dance to "New Treasure Island")88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyI4d6KgqAN
✅ Livestream Sales (Goddess-endorsed 'Repentance Ramen' SOLD OUT)"

Hoshino shattered a mug: "Who authorized using my face to sell noodles?!"88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98AXv1r25i
"But the sales are great~" The familiar flashed stats: "Especially the 'Hero's Tears Limited Edition'—its seasoning packet is your—"88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkPchcPmfD
"Is. My. WHAT." Her sword slid 3cm out of its sheath.88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32DXpKcgdh
"...Your favorite chili powder, hahaha (sweating)."

[3] Hell's Project Runway Disaster

During the "Three-Realm Fashion Face-Off" livestream:

The Hero got assigned a "Pure White Wedding Dress"—chat spammed "MARRY ME!"
The Demon King drew "Maid Outfit + Cat Ears"—the familiar secretly added a "Tail Accessory" DLC
The Goddess, as a guest, was forced into "Convenience Store Uniform" and received a notification:88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27xQogEyVL
　『"Wage Slave Soul" Achievement Unlocked! Hidden Outfit: 〈Tears of Layoffs〉』

"This game... is rigged!" I smashed the keyboard.

Hoshino leaned into the mic: "Viewers, 3000 yen donations make him wear 〈Demon King Bikini〉."88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hC9B6eicR
Ding! [User "AkiraSAMA" donated 30,000 yen]

[4] Ultimate Livestream Meltdown: Drunken Hero Confession

At the afterparty, Hoshino accidentally drank the familiar's "Hell Lava Booze" and grabbed my collar:88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRPJDeAU8h
"Three hundred years ago... you—you promised me hotpot after the war! Then fled with your whole damn castle!" Her eyes reddened. "Liar... hotpot liar!"

The chat went nuclear:88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgJreYvBVS
[User "Heaven Accounting Dept": Recording this! Selling it to Celestial TV!]88Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLRxe1POh2
[User "Otaku Demon": This is juicier than Animal Crossing: Hell DLC!]

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