[1] "Thank you 'Ludwig-chan's Biggest Fan' for the 100 Hellfire Rockets!"
Me (the Demon King), staring at the livestream donations with a throbbing vein: "This username is obviously Hoshino Akira's alt account?!"
Off-camera, she crossed her legs and smirked: "Oh? Then is 'Please Step On Me, Hero-sama' also me?"
The chat exploded:109Please respect copyright.PENANAH3PEpi9Hlv
[User "Familiar007": Your Majesty! Your cross-dressing stream has been edited into ASMR!]109Please respect copyright.PENANAsJZbS59YYd
[User "Three-Headed Hound Union": Donating 1000 Hell Coins to see the Holy Sword shave the Demon King's beard!]
"E-End the stream!" I lunged at the camera but tripped over her sword hilt. The final frame showed me pinned under her as the chat spammed:109Please respect copyright.PENANAkpPtjH1b7H
"IS THIS REALLY FREE CONTENT?!"
[2] The "Dark" Business Behind Our Esports Team
"Listen up," my familiar slapped down the Demon King & Hero Esports Inc. proposal:109Please respect copyright.PENANAfqoSSZlGN3
"Our selling points—109Please respect copyright.PENANAxIRiUABxAz
✅ Rival Couple Fanservice (Holy Sword vs. Dark Magic FX galore)109Please respect copyright.PENANA7EGqzoNLEd
✅ Paywalled Embarrassing Archives (1000 yen to watch the Demon King dance to "New Treasure Island")109Please respect copyright.PENANA5asrXq9H7q
✅ Livestream Sales (Goddess-endorsed 'Repentance Ramen' SOLD OUT)"
Hoshino shattered a mug: "Who authorized using my face to sell noodles?!"109Please respect copyright.PENANAA1r0DEIleo
"But the sales are great~" The familiar flashed stats: "Especially the 'Hero's Tears Limited Edition'—its seasoning packet is your—"109Please respect copyright.PENANAd6D3Mm59vR
"Is. My. WHAT." Her sword slid 3cm out of its sheath.109Please respect copyright.PENANAU8Uh4NqqFh
"...Your favorite chili powder, hahaha (sweating)."
[3] Hell's Project Runway Disaster
During the "Three-Realm Fashion Face-Off" livestream:
The Hero got assigned a "Pure White Wedding Dress"—chat spammed "MARRY ME!"
The Demon King drew "Maid Outfit + Cat Ears"—the familiar secretly added a "Tail Accessory" DLC
The Goddess, as a guest, was forced into "Convenience Store Uniform" and received a notification:109Please respect copyright.PENANA96rD1YplHK
『"Wage Slave Soul" Achievement Unlocked! Hidden Outfit: 〈Tears of Layoffs〉』
"This game... is rigged!" I smashed the keyboard.
Hoshino leaned into the mic: "Viewers, 3000 yen donations make him wear 〈Demon King Bikini〉."109Please respect copyright.PENANAh9IbzSIMVh
Ding! [User "AkiraSAMA" donated 30,000 yen]
[4] Ultimate Livestream Meltdown: Drunken Hero Confession
At the afterparty, Hoshino accidentally drank the familiar's "Hell Lava Booze" and grabbed my collar:109Please respect copyright.PENANABQqPXiVoRo
"Three hundred years ago... you—you promised me hotpot after the war! Then fled with your whole damn castle!" Her eyes reddened. "Liar... hotpot liar!"
The chat went nuclear:109Please respect copyright.PENANAg1rcN8r0EA
[User "Heaven Accounting Dept": Recording this! Selling it to Celestial TV!]109Please respect copyright.PENANAyeBXlqDYc7
[User "Otaku Demon": This is juicier than Animal Crossing: Hell DLC!]
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