[1] "Congratulations to the Goddess for Becoming the Spokesmodel for ‘Hellfire Soul-Exploding Spicy Strips’!"
At the contract signing, the CEO of Hell Foods Inc. (a three-headed hellhound in a suit) presented the terms:128Please respect copyright.PENANArWhR2QIAdK
[Clauses:
Daily livestreams eating spicy strips (tears mandatory)
Tears harvested as "Holy Water Seasoning"
Breach turns bunny headband permanently chili-shaped]
The Goddess’ pen trembled: "This is a demonic contract?!"128Please respect copyright.PENANAQAjZhSgH28
The familiar whispered: "But the payout removes your shock collar~"128Please respect copyright.PENANAibEp9BDTjH
She signed furiously: "Fine! It’s just spicy st—"
A staffer wheeled in "Volcano’s Wrath Spicy Strips", packaging labeled:128Please respect copyright.PENANAFy17I0sMYO
[Heat Level: Demon King’s Tears]
[2] Livestream Gone Nuclear128Please respect copyright.PENANATAwuduwCZh
"Wel—cough! ‘Even Gods Break’ Spicy Review!" The Goddess donned a flame-proof mask.128Please respect copyright.PENANA8EIxutoUeA
First bite—
Her bunny headband "POPPED" into a chili pepper
Holy light shot from her eyes as chat exploded:128Please respect copyright.PENANAL386iGAJvH
[Ex-Believer1: So holy light is just spice tears?!]128Please respect copyright.PENANAiV6HRNjsIX
[Demon King: 1000 Hell Coins for a snot close-up!]
"This isn’t food—cough!" She chugged "milk" (actually the familiar’s lava latte), but her tears became pepper spray, blowing the camera to smithereens!
[3] "Tear Seasoning" Takes the Three Realms by Storm128Please respect copyright.PENANAvw6BO7QQL8
The "Holy Tears of Regret" sold like hellfire:128Please respect copyright.PENANAd9g4n1Bhx3
[Bottle Slogan: "Hurt more than an ex, bitterer than overtime"]
Sales soared:
Heaven: Used in confession booths (instant guilty sobbing)
Human World: Office workers spiked coffee ("One sip = quit on spot")
Hell: "Ghost Employee Motivational Drink"
"This is workplace harassment…" The Goddess sobbed in her dressing room—while the familiar collected tears: "50 vials! Cry harder for ‘Tear Crystals’—they’re premium!"
[4] "Rescue" Mission Derailed128Please respect copyright.PENANAKgI7MnRIgg
We (Demon King & Hero) crashed the stream as "rival brands":128Please respect copyright.PENANAPpm7l5Faei
"Try our ‘Nemesis Reconciliation Sweet-Spicy Strips’!"128Please respect copyright.PENANAbwdPWqJxeU
(Secretly made with dark magic and sliced holy sword.)
Goddess, enraged: "How DARE—"128Please respect copyright.PENANAHPHC9wK6ZX
"Free ‘Ex-Goddess Embarrassment Stickers’!" I flung her "spicy-face memes", while Hoshino held a sign:128Please respect copyright.PENANAE1wZQDLkbR
[RT to win: ‘Goddess Tears Instant Noodles’!]
Viewership hit 1 BILLION—crashing the servers.128Please respect copyright.PENANASroVE0XVB9
The final frame? The Goddess chasing us with her sword, as chat spammed:128Please respect copyright.PENANA6CjK4h1Hax
"NOW that’s divine punishment!"