[1] "This Damn Company's Boss... Is the Goddess's Electronic Pet?!"
Crouched in the ventilation shaft above the CEO's office, Hoshino and I stared down at the "boss" charging below—
His suit split open, revealing a pink rabbit-shaped mechanical core stamped with:96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfczBx9Osgx
[Model: Goddess's Beloved Pet #99696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJluAU9Bf9
Functions: Faith Extraction / Employee Brainwashing / Automatic Frisbee Fetching]
"Three hundred years ago..." Hoshino's voice trembled, "that woman said she wanted 'a healing pet'... and this is what she made?!"
My familiar wriggled through the duct, its phone screen lighting up with the unlocked "Goddess Cloud Drive":96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfqQbgfZk9
"Your Majesty! Found the blackmail files! Just ¥500 to—"96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VS5XaoGzj
"BUY IT!!" we shouted in unison.
[2] Blackmail File 001: The Goddess Can't Actually Code
The first decompressed file:96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWWGipGMVR
[Heaven System Source Code (Annotated)]
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def exploit_humans(): 96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsymdL8F1w
if employee.emotion == "despair": 96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWyKLdzEN3
print("Work hard! Heaven awaits next year!") # LIES. No such feature. 96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKTd9KIc3E
else: 96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70HZrHJPHh
activate("holy_gaslighting_module") # NOTE: Outsourced to Hell.
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"Hold up!" I yanked my familiar's tail. "Since when did demons take these kinds of jobs?!"96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrafuacGre
Hoshino deadpanned: "Remember? You said, 'Let’s earn side income from Goddess contracts'..."
[3] Blackmail File 007: Holy Swords Are Just Plungers
A leaked video played—96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvReVXHGL4g
Younger Goddess haggled at a heavenly hardware store:96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xNb5nRMTb
"Just plate this toilet plunger in gold, add LED lights... Yeah, make it look like a 'Holy Sword'!"96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlUkLmHVNc
Clerk: "You still owe us for turning the Roomba into 'angel halos'..."
Hoshino’s sword flickered like faulty Christmas lights.96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2fd53nQxD
"No wonder..." she monotone’d, "it keeps showing 'Low Battery' when I stab you."
[4] Company-Wide Riot! When the Wage Slaves Learn the Truth
The moment we mass-emailed the blackmail files, chaos erupted—
Accounting Dept. folded overtime forms into paper airplanes bombarding the CEO's office.
IT Dept. hacked the "faith conversion" backend, setting everyone’s "ascension progress" to 100%.
Janitor Auntie charged the coffee machine with a mop: "My daughter’s overwork data was in THIS?!"
"Now!" Hoshino flung off her HR badge. "Go dismantle that 'pet rabbit' and reclaim your Demon Core—"
Alarms blared:96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEF5ySMOlx
[WARNING: Mass Awakening Detected. Initiating FINAL PROTOCOL: Full System Reset.]
Ceiling panels shattered, unleashing chains that lashed toward employees. The rabbit CEO’s eyes glowed blood-red:96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bgrIOINMC
"Naughty workers... become batteries~❤"
[5] Demon King & Hero’s Ultimate Fusion Move (Literal)
"Five seconds!" Hoshino tossed me her holy sword. "Channel your dark energy into it—"96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2G3OSlCqM
The hilt scorched my palm: "This thing isn’t dark-magic-compatible?!"96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN3CLwcihm
"Shut up!" She gripped my sword-hand. "Our ceasefire pact said '50% holy, 50% dark'—"
The blade erupted in gold-and-black lightning. My familiar livestreamed:96Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInUMj4FOgt
"Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting the legendary combo move officially named—"
『S O C I A L D E A T H S L A S H』!!!
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and then Add to home screen.