Diana Amber, 25, just wanted her first real vacation-sun, soup, and uninterrupted naps. After years of overwork, she was finally ready to rest. But the universe had other plans.

Yanked into a modern magical world by a glittery, totally indifferent saint named Lilith, Diana finds herself labeled Hero #1000-one of the so-called "Chosen Ones" summoned to defeat a world-ending demon lord.

Except... she's not interested.

No grand speeches. No swords forged in dragon fire. Just sarcasm, stubbornness, and a burning desire to be left alone.

But in a realm that dismisses her for being both a woman and the thousandth hero, Diana does something radical: she rewrites the script. Instead of saving the world, she'll savor it-one enchanted forest stroll, one gourmet dish, and one sarcastic quip at a time.

She's not their savior. She's not their symbol. She's her own protagonist.

And if destiny has a problem with that? It can take a number... and wait 'til after dessert.