「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85zsTn51UH
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhORYkyrNly
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJni7A4c7ho
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb9gxpN4HM
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SHIT！821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6W5ILFlrC
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「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH1QRamdD5
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdB7SfIaJb
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我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtsH01C5xu
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咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlqIcudfre
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我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMw5SxnXBB3
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「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUXCjA6V3f
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我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Yz4wgyW0C
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一陣溫暖。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpXK8AYQnP
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不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAMlXogMEa
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那溫暖是從腳傳來的。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8DiXqIDSQ
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「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KJg0X3PVW
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轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5AYNTWpoG
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那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhElUJtyyRh
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想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUEDLcEYrc
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這個時候，能說什麼呢？821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Mq6JF0WuN
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難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX98sfmgtiZ
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好像不太禮貌。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLIlLQK03m
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我決定正常一點。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡube9UQIzrv
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「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnO9aBRY8Q5
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她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ4Y9bbZ26
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKs7WuGUPf
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbLlNXghZV
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過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEYY5Nn7Fx
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不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6vpfFOxMz
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就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE91xHr31Xb
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs6CXBBwPn
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UVdJwlfDl
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpTPfq7pi2
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「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5TKtljwJJ
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然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvegtNOMbay
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITJIbs1bdK
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「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqp8fTWLw7M
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可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFM8sGkpLF
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAa6uVIavB
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我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhaCEG4Ma1
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突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92XZhRXTAd
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因為她笑的時候真的很美。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIwhI3jjHy
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或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxahwb0lQM
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我說了一個笑話。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAbdaTeWj4
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我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0pkdum21t
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「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5M62tadw8Y
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她：「……」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQOL5AOO44
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我：「……」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdJxgz6JSG
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毒撚最忌有自信。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdReUydFMB
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這話是可信的。821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zDtgExfn0
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGbJEeZp37
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」821Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzu5QUeTsug
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