Technically NOT a story written by me.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAQZrsXorf
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPKGZbjBJ1
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpCZPOPpBW
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdBqxxTqOu
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqFJnySxLS
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcr1ifq7aaF
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2yjOE9qoi
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcqDf9y5XL
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicyE55XunR
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVgUIeJLrk
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyILoAD4D5t
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡap2STHTx1Q
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVezKpafQV
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu16Zn3KyJ
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsNsA4d4x0
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bIAHiD0ap
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI8sQfCGa2
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtj1cPV9Or
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MdndT4j8Y
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm9u2lyZ69
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJmeRnlOE0
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKAFRkdDE9
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JdQqctqdh
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEJnjrVTWu
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m5QV3EA78
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSMZedvhFU
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Jah6tUoXy
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jvfyoXyML
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkQPzXzcLf
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxUnzkCTRE
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLv7bXZtGl
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1y2vXq5LR
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9KQ4Fh6w2
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmCUAu7gde
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaImrPNLlU
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKyiAtikBq
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxqkNPBO5o
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZrExJYiT5
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc85WufV05C
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtwfdeMUtU
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFCXKK3xgg
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROWe9II7RU
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIX9SAVwpR
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcu0rVQ813Z
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pbDVQmXxR
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOxxhYhhG1
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOm64GgAy6
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhO1ARiZgb1
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6mA4pUy7y
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoxJjUrKpi
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 511Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWS0EqAPkN
Tobex: I have never heard about it.
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