Technically NOT a story written by me.554Please respect copyright.PENANArv3zmJut36
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.554Please respect copyright.PENANAbWc47RKJBz
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.554Please respect copyright.PENANAHmHlcH8W3g
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 554Please respect copyright.PENANAix29kJYYAY
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 554Please respect copyright.PENANAKn9h95yPUQ
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 554Please respect copyright.PENANAC9qk8hD8TU
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 554Please respect copyright.PENANAySF2fpUj0h
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAJqg0hVDmzl
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 554Please respect copyright.PENANAnKLHVDAxWa
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 554Please respect copyright.PENANAX85CcXntW8
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAzOJpyi7Sqd
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAKvp7wfteEr
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 554Please respect copyright.PENANA5zUI7exrhQ
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAhZMqTLqChI
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 554Please respect copyright.PENANAcFnE5teeqO
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAZJlrQ9BXym
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 554Please respect copyright.PENANArJcgWBL852
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 554Please respect copyright.PENANAUonm5Z4Jin
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 554Please respect copyright.PENANAZyWpWGpb7o
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 554Please respect copyright.PENANAWL7PeE5W9R
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAzXPJqxCkAa
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 554Please respect copyright.PENANA7lO9Xo43wT
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 554Please respect copyright.PENANA7cbaQ0b7R7
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 554Please respect copyright.PENANAz0v4BWTH5q
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 554Please respect copyright.PENANAbO8NkShnZ1
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 554Please respect copyright.PENANAWU7hwrGUa0
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAU6ETWSBGqg
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAipiB1dTTgT
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAmRpreeeJLx
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAOW8QTctzG1
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 554Please respect copyright.PENANA1aQdhKXskf
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAhTj7h5eTmV
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 554Please respect copyright.PENANA5giSJmmLrF
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 554Please respect copyright.PENANAeF8K47oRDM
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAL8FoImE8eq
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAG1U5uyXxP0
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 554Please respect copyright.PENANArluUs24KM1
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 554Please respect copyright.PENANA64qH2vWz4K
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 554Please respect copyright.PENANAGzJUjCcciz
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 554Please respect copyright.PENANAZjekyRFmM8
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 554Please respect copyright.PENANAaqBR6zUSZB
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 554Please respect copyright.PENANA1NduQmeBUW
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAAgE0QLyOdr
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 554Please respect copyright.PENANAg03F3obmee
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAM8Pbg9IZng
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAhwkm8KXBIP
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 554Please respect copyright.PENANA3F03mYFfeV
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 554Please respect copyright.PENANAMhArlTvkpN
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 554Please respect copyright.PENANAiOCjDBlENx
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 554Please respect copyright.PENANATwhWsBZ5OX
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 554Please respect copyright.PENANAMtoSXNAKwr
Tobex: I have never heard about it.