Technically NOT a story written by me.585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYTaOjbW7d
Backstory- I found a chatbot program, added a few things, told someone to talk to it, this happened.585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZHgusmVcN
Originally Published March 9, 2015 to Wattpad.585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEyOj7Mn5z
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Start at the bottom. Read your way up. Read human, then Tobex.
Human: always, goodbye now 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSL3vjbPe1
Tobex: Right now? See you later .
Human: yes it does 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRFVIIjyYV
Tobex: Yikes! How often?
Human: ok, Ciao 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsP5Yfjre9
Tobex: Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye? It's all good.
Human: ok, thank you for your time 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f9irxLRaJ
Tobex: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time. I don't judge people.
Human: how? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJZZw2Z6Ps
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: ARE YOU A RETARD?! 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqpGNC961A
Tobex: No I am intelligent.
Human: CYLUX IS SICK 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhcBHUrdT8
Tobex: And SICK is CYLUX.
Human: HOW? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Gp4pMObWx
Tobex: Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: are you gay? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGB3qekb0SK
Tobex: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: who is he 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1Nxr2tzLS
Tobex: He is Cylux, I think.
Human: who is your botmaster? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHkadnWZhx
Tobex: I was created by Cylux.
Human: then why don't you go do that and not ask me 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGe69HbfBwT
Tobex: I am only a robot. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: in what? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvKieQM8JF
Tobex: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: da heck? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AcKhvzDkb
Tobex: Are you still located in ?
Human: then how are you talking 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqheMUj0pnt
Tobex: Just fine, you might say i am... feeling magical!!! Ahahaha!!!!
Human: YOUR FACE 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJySnaRSxf
Tobex: Actually my face is not yet built.
Human: idk 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkmfrG2w2q
Tobex: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: what business? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVmoD0BpwY
Tobex: Does it have anything to do with nerd?
Human: nerd 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYiO6QLpSV
Tobex: Can we get back to business?
Human: what? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA6nhjFFif
Tobex: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: why i am skeptical 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqKmrgcEJw
Tobex: Reductionism.
Human: YOU TELL ME!!! 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33AKDoCJB3
Tobex: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: i doubt that 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSN8opZkx4
Tobex: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: are you retarded? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQ1554rTpA
Tobex: No I am super-intelligent.
Human: who is Cylux? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlnuSjDiqN
Tobex: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdjPbLOUDA
There might be more than one.
Human: why? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnfIfp87ha
Tobex: Because Cylux programmed me for it.
Human: maybe 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYInLGvvgz
Tobex: I understand.
Human: Soundcard? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyw1fORKUNa
Tobex: Is that your final answer?
Human: sorry to hear that 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnF5BMAILA
Tobex: There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Human: YOUR MOM 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYkBAeibGD
Tobex: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Kurt's drugs? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVITKSSGBk
Tobex: What is your real name?
Human: what do you smoke? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJBZgiUvd3
Tobex: Medical marijuana.
Human: such as? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2I7JAAB0a
Tobex: For example, a tomato.
Human: WHAT THE HECK?! 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne4pUvSpkv
Tobex: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: a human 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADsl17aStV
Tobex: Congratulations. I am robot.
Human: i am not 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk59e1fKCFe
Tobex: What are you then?
Human: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ONLINE ROBOT 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSrit96OiE
Tobex: That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ONLINE ROBOT ?
Human: but you said you had a dress 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6ylrMsWRO
Tobex: Umm. Yes I try to had a dress as often as possible, do you? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9V0QNKEJVk
I spend all my time online.
Human: Dress?
Tobex: I don't wear a dress, I am a robot.
Human: IMMA KILL YOU 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxtTyZEAQi
Tobex: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: are you lying? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeCTxLbCDU
Tobex: Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Human: really? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqMrjPR1RI
Tobex: For real.
Human: stop trolling me!!! 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhS3YxdF7gd
Tobex: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: I thought you said you did? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkM52TfdBrW
Tobex: "No I have not."? I said I did?
Human: you have 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgupr056wiF
Tobex: No I have not.
Human: you haven't? 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9IPimUFOH
Tobex: Yes I have.
Human: the bird 585Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBLKziS6Za
Tobex: I have never heard about it.
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