1442Please respect copyright.PENANAODTfMZQdv4
信義以前曾經說過,如果不是認識我夠久,才不會相信世界上有那麼笨的人,完全不像生活在人世的人,1442Please respect copyright.PENANArMC0UKOc1H
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他很擔心我將來出到社會工作後,早晚會被人騙得破產。1442Please respect copyright.PENANA5Af2L9Jtyc
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「而且你最笨的是不明白女仔的心思,不知要說什麼,要什麼時候上。」他說。1442Please respect copyright.PENANA9cYPhQ6sBn
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我很同意他這一番說話,對於男女結構大不同,包括思考方式的不一,我是不明白。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAcVCBqE8N6r
1442Please respect copyright.PENANA51jcOlSHE7
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「其實不關事,你是鈍。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAIb3E0lyL56
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAMQa0bfoUwS
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAwlpsgfNV8F
大一那年,系會狂歡完後,我負責送一個女生回家。那時,我跟那女生在班上算是蠻好聊的,當她回到她家的門口時,她轉身問我:「你……要進來喝些什麼嗎?」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAgCQX9DTune
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「有什麼選擇?」我問。1442Please respect copyright.PENANA6gEYPkMslM
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「吓……?」她愣住了,似乎沒有意料我會這樣回答,呆一會後才說:「呃……咖啡⋯⋯?」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAzgfh3BrDG0
1442Please respect copyright.PENANATbJomCiXxA
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「不了,我不喜歡喝咖啡的,而且這麼晚喝咖啡會睡不著覺。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANA88c7WiAgqA
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAWWehtnsVe6
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接著是「呯!」的一聲關門。1442Please respect copyright.PENANA8e7QwHM88h
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呃……1442Please respect copyright.PENANApBfIri5gGv
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你或許會在質疑,有沒有搞錯,飲咖啡的含意你都不懂。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAVKYjBw7BLd
1442Please respect copyright.PENANApww6MO8GXH
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我的回答是人情世故我懂的不多。1442Please respect copyright.PENANABIMvVvusgf
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAXAg83UFwT9
1442Please respect copyright.PENANA4AsavLxSbO
同類型的事情還有很多,多到我可以在廟街擺檔說三天三夜。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAYKi4os7HAz
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAv7QCrp9Q2P
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除了不懂女人心外,我的記憶力還很差。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAAYFHLupX8n
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小學時,我可以把家中的電話跟樓下的外賣電話混淆,讓老師打電話到茶餐廳找我家人時,被人誤會玩電話,然後一大堆的粗口伺候。1442Please respect copyright.PENANA7dVf5SwDfi
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記憶力差得很的我,在中學的選修居然是歷史,甚至大學也是歷史系。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAJd6i6ncmam
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAzxIn9Ck9NU
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是由於我中學歷史老師的一句話:「歷史,背是沒有意義的。會背哪個年份,發生了什麼事,不會改變什麼。重要的是,你從前人的事當中,能發掘什麼出來,掘了,那東西就是永遠屬於你的。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAnuuR3B0FAU
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不過那時我是完全不懂這話是什麼意思,可是我相信他,歷史是不用背的,所以就選了。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAFLA90LmNuv
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然後公開試也炒了。1442Please respect copyright.PENANASD0BC7q7En
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAKKvR7Nljls
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAPnb8UeCvxY
「老師,你不是說不用背的嗎?」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAMeslUVYvp7
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9cWdd852n
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAYlXrwSjhfF
「我是說背是無意義,但在這個考試制度下,就是要你背。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAKk3WkXuucF
1442Please respect copyright.PENANA3eoM3PZhP8
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我一直都很笨。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAUR9mR9kS70
1442Please respect copyright.PENANA67vL3TC08G
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所以當身邊的人有人相伴時,我還是只能單身一個。(當然有人會認為是你樣子的問題。)1442Please respect copyright.PENANAp4SrR7wRON
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我正愁慮我會不會一世都孤身一人,用不用儲錢買孤佬屋時,接下來的事,卻讓我的單身生活起了變化。1442Please respect copyright.PENANADI1Skqy2wq
1442Please respect copyright.PENANA5eB3AI1Zjs
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這事之前,首先要介紹兩個人,那都是我最好的朋友。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAOiNgDWacpU
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一個叫信義。1442Please respect copyright.PENANArNx7MkSbtv
1442Please respect copyright.PENANApfOSeJrK5D
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他不喜歡我們叫他中文名字,因為他覺得這很土,他喜歡別人叫他……1442Please respect copyright.PENANAAQlr5nORfK
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAk4I8LsjUAw
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「叫我阿JOY。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAU5meHxyrV1
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無問題的,信義。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAwad73b0JWY
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信義的名字聞說是因為父母希望他做人,明白人生最要緊是秉行公義,以義為先,能捨身取義。1442Please respect copyright.PENANASXpOdojGNT
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAi3DLtG6Msh
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事後證明,他沒有令他的父母失望。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAsv4cnfkjum
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另一個叫小寶。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAZXYII7jf8R
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAFkZmHI1ap8
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小寶這個名字跟她的外型很符合,小寶是童顏型的可愛女生,樣貌看起來比她的實際年齡小,這一類卻吸引到許多追求者。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAi2SXtt7rVl
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然後關他們什麼事呢?1442Please respect copyright.PENANACQqB2Laerl
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事關他們擅自幫我開了Instagram。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAAptvitg3Ft
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事先聲明,我從未打算用Instagram,1442Please respect copyright.PENANAWXtKoZEFZP
1442Please respect copyright.PENANA0hDqYXTs5M
1442Please respect copyright.PENANA1NQKWUvIVc
原因是我本來對拍照沒什麼大興趣,1442Please respect copyright.PENANAHtssxtq3zu
1442Please respect copyright.PENANA8sxatPXZeA
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其次是也沒有人會對我的生活有興趣。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAQqx2MiyjPx
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAwpGs3sDGpd
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAiHD4i8VoZi
「現在哪有人不用Instagram的?」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAaupI24owg2
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAofTnhoRgbj
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAwvy8js7x8O
「就是,用又不一定要POST相,直接follow女生看照片嘛。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANArS1o8ol0xf
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAEZFL8wzFxr
1442Please respect copyright.PENANA82b6dY0klE
信義遞了電話給我看,裡面是一個五官標誌,看起來有點像樂瞳的女生,1442Please respect copyright.PENANA0IAPvDdaTD
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAUapeezRWqS
1442Please respect copyright.PENANASfBxDzzEpN
我隨意瀏覽一下,她的照片基本上大部份都是自拍,有時則在拍小狗、拍食物,還有不少……1442Please respect copyright.PENANAZbDqIxXUF0
1442Please respect copyright.PENANA2GJC5g44tE
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「為什麼只拍自己的腿這麼奇怪?」我問。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAwLMJOyZUzC
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAkNLBlersyE
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「咦,她是不知道自己走光了?」我又問。1442Please respect copyright.PENANABmOdxTusl3
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAgltySOuKQ2
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「為什麼心口要key隻公仔,不直接轉第二張相?」我再問。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAiZ9CpEnhEd
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAASAn1bYRLz
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「唉,你去死啦。」信義說。1442Please respect copyright.PENANA5XCRtDaX63
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAEJi2rq4fXm
1442Please respect copyright.PENANA89OSPFb0uG
接下多的十多分鐘,他們一直跟我論述用Instagram的好處,1442Please respect copyright.PENANAVRkoOnAIEW
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAmCEsjWVN3r
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAiK3sCJvgkZ
叭啦叭啦的說過不停。我極度懷疑他們的兼職根本就是推銷員。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAR7EWDMri2M
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAe5WnK9Cr4J
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吹得天花龍鳳,差在沒有說用了可保一世平安,出街有神仙保佑,生仔不怕痛。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAXA0dJrZyfl
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好了,我得出結論。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAIsIeV1IKwG
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「不開。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANA90rxxdysWd
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「頂你咩。」信義破口大罵。1442Please respect copyright.PENANA1DwVnZRcgv
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAdpE9JK2swZ
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAXBxxuCyf9v
「好啦,等我幫你。」小寶把我的手機搶去。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAiQ78fvLw20
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAOvQgqpZDXB
1442Please respect copyright.PENANArQ0Wu3ID3O
……1442Please respect copyright.PENANAh2jt9jYAYr
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證明對話是不存在任何意義。1442Please respect copyright.PENANARG60nNeeeX
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「你Facebook是什麼?」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAiFaSP4UsCV
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「不要用Facebook啦。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANALuI4oDTp5i
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAe9A2bg9lzO
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「下?為什麼?」1442Please respect copyright.PENANALhADtnMwtp
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笑我太小心也好,可是我從不習慣用Facebook開通其他帳號,覺得這樣不安全。1442Please respect copyright.PENANATBLGXGZHZ1
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAXTElr1JsdE
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAUuZTlUmbzN
「如果不用Facebook,哪來朋友?」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAY8ltU7x62k
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAQgszdCjtXM
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「我根本不用。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAPL6FNUTYXS
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAtO1n72nNlu
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「妳懂什麼啊,阿仁明顯不想見到妳啦,他就懂得選,專開來看美女。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAjDozeCnJsU
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAksmRKnAPor
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「下,我不理,反正我知你的帳號,Follow定我先,順手讚好我的POST,哈哈哈。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAqYnjNhFLxC
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAKCN0XpBdAr
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呃……還說不著緊,我猜想這才是她的原意嘛。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAi2XuwDDt9D
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小寶認真的對著我手機左按右按,問了我的電郵後,又問:「那你要什麼名字?」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAQEbIGXmBJV
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAIAuPGF4ohx
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呃……我認真的思考一會,我說了一個我喜歡的作家名字。1442Please respect copyright.PENANA2qIA21n91c
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAvTECGTgb0O
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「密碼和帳號一樣好不?」1442Please respect copyright.PENANANFFoEwVPq2
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAxcB3rb4Dky
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「嗯?」對不起,我在想今天的晚餐吃什麼。1442Please respect copyright.PENANA6rAize19jT
1442Please respect copyright.PENANAbfz3A7SuFt
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「我說!密碼和帳號一樣好不?」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAFolgUV6C1X
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「好啊。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAUKjkxF1c6g
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「啊,你的名字有人在用,加個1字在後面啊記得。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANA4m6ZcATeq2
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「好啊。」還是吃龍蝦好了。1442Please respect copyright.PENANA3V8CTZmoQc
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「你有在聽嗎。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANA6F1292nGPM
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「嗯?」1442Please respect copyright.PENANA5DPQIqJMPf
1442Please respect copyright.PENANARsKbxKug1x
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「你去死啦。」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAmvpYNxAMnb
1442Please respect copyright.PENANA4qkX49syoT
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小寶就是那種,嘴巴說話不饒人,心裡卻很善良的人。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAEUnAXQHXD4
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就這樣,我開了自己的Instagram,不過也如前面所說,我根本用不著,就這樣有一段時間放著不用。1442Please respect copyright.PENANA8r6U7tUYzT
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甚至我換了新手機後仍是這樣。1442Please respect copyright.PENANAHJbwvNec7S
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一直到……近陣子。1442Please respect copyright.PENANATWNmC8YVc3
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**「為什麼會這麼多人follow一個不認識的女孩子?」1442Please respect copyright.PENANAHaYtvPwLXm
1442Please respect copyright.PENANA7tiz5bMWAJ
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