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信義以前曾經說過,如果不是認識我夠久,才不會相信世界上有那麼笨的人,完全不像生活在人世的人,1547Please respect copyright.PENANAfbs1A1TpQw
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他很擔心我將來出到社會工作後,早晚會被人騙得破產。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAUSq7KXi4EO
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「而且你最笨的是不明白女仔的心思,不知要說什麼,要什麼時候上。」他說。1547Please respect copyright.PENANANzxDHKgpso
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我很同意他這一番說話,對於男女結構大不同,包括思考方式的不一,我是不明白。1547Please respect copyright.PENANA2mIsVh7mv3
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「其實不關事,你是鈍。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAEwr7e41MaU
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大一那年,系會狂歡完後,我負責送一個女生回家。那時,我跟那女生在班上算是蠻好聊的,當她回到她家的門口時,她轉身問我:「你……要進來喝些什麼嗎?」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAqRyL0WQIFm
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「有什麼選擇?」我問。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAH2NidUO4qr
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「吓……?」她愣住了,似乎沒有意料我會這樣回答,呆一會後才說:「呃……咖啡⋯⋯?」1547Please respect copyright.PENANABgWlqALYnT
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「不了,我不喜歡喝咖啡的,而且這麼晚喝咖啡會睡不著覺。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAmcD52epZqy
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接著是「呯!」的一聲關門。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAHmAE53UJfH
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呃……1547Please respect copyright.PENANAGpi4XngwFS
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你或許會在質疑,有沒有搞錯,飲咖啡的含意你都不懂。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAC0gaFSlaxY
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我的回答是人情世故我懂的不多。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAzzIDPXCCix
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同類型的事情還有很多,多到我可以在廟街擺檔說三天三夜。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAFTS8ywxCW3
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除了不懂女人心外,我的記憶力還很差。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAPdHpTpzzg3
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小學時,我可以把家中的電話跟樓下的外賣電話混淆,讓老師打電話到茶餐廳找我家人時,被人誤會玩電話,然後一大堆的粗口伺候。1547Please respect copyright.PENANA2b6Ilm4jaC
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記憶力差得很的我,在中學的選修居然是歷史,甚至大學也是歷史系。1547Please respect copyright.PENANA8lPUfMbAv3
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是由於我中學歷史老師的一句話:「歷史,背是沒有意義的。會背哪個年份,發生了什麼事,不會改變什麼。重要的是,你從前人的事當中,能發掘什麼出來,掘了,那東西就是永遠屬於你的。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANA7f8lc8zroZ
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不過那時我是完全不懂這話是什麼意思,可是我相信他,歷史是不用背的,所以就選了。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAlgsR3WQBdw
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然後公開試也炒了。1547Please respect copyright.PENANA4B6kARYYn1
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「老師,你不是說不用背的嗎?」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAbxB9W8C404
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「我是說背是無意義,但在這個考試制度下,就是要你背。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAGTFZcKrOFy
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我一直都很笨。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAoTxgPJaz1a
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所以當身邊的人有人相伴時,我還是只能單身一個。(當然有人會認為是你樣子的問題。)1547Please respect copyright.PENANA7sSNjy836O
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我正愁慮我會不會一世都孤身一人,用不用儲錢買孤佬屋時,接下來的事,卻讓我的單身生活起了變化。1547Please respect copyright.PENANABQMeInLER8
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這事之前,首先要介紹兩個人,那都是我最好的朋友。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAWcsvEJCGxZ
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一個叫信義。1547Please respect copyright.PENANA92K6czkPwN
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他不喜歡我們叫他中文名字,因為他覺得這很土,他喜歡別人叫他……1547Please respect copyright.PENANAkE1DLL9Qdv
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「叫我阿JOY。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAORwTA4gJni
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無問題的,信義。1547Please respect copyright.PENANA1bMxPaxPnm
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信義的名字聞說是因為父母希望他做人,明白人生最要緊是秉行公義,以義為先,能捨身取義。1547Please respect copyright.PENANATS5BPzKU3w
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事後證明,他沒有令他的父母失望。1547Please respect copyright.PENANATT8WTJdvdY
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另一個叫小寶。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAO9q4cSQoyC
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小寶這個名字跟她的外型很符合,小寶是童顏型的可愛女生,樣貌看起來比她的實際年齡小,這一類卻吸引到許多追求者。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAcIi48k0l3e
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然後關他們什麼事呢?1547Please respect copyright.PENANACyIo1Xipc3
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事關他們擅自幫我開了Instagram。1547Please respect copyright.PENANABSCO0FB76b
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事先聲明,我從未打算用Instagram,1547Please respect copyright.PENANANYfAIfRuvB
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原因是我本來對拍照沒什麼大興趣,1547Please respect copyright.PENANA0qK1Ph8AZw
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其次是也沒有人會對我的生活有興趣。1547Please respect copyright.PENANALkdLUXtQs4
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「現在哪有人不用Instagram的?」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAMELMQ8n1pq
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「就是,用又不一定要POST相,直接follow女生看照片嘛。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAWsODfcSDbe
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信義遞了電話給我看,裡面是一個五官標誌,看起來有點像樂瞳的女生,1547Please respect copyright.PENANAsK4PQ5l3bk
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我隨意瀏覽一下,她的照片基本上大部份都是自拍,有時則在拍小狗、拍食物,還有不少……1547Please respect copyright.PENANAIPd90g9kLX
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「為什麼只拍自己的腿這麼奇怪?」我問。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAiWIuRd11QZ
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「咦,她是不知道自己走光了?」我又問。1547Please respect copyright.PENANArPld8G99rj
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「為什麼心口要key隻公仔,不直接轉第二張相?」我再問。1547Please respect copyright.PENANA4zvPaQ1iCr
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「唉,你去死啦。」信義說。1547Please respect copyright.PENANA4lFDhkfZdQ
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接下多的十多分鐘,他們一直跟我論述用Instagram的好處,1547Please respect copyright.PENANApww3QoWXPi
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叭啦叭啦的說過不停。我極度懷疑他們的兼職根本就是推銷員。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2lmctM5F1
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吹得天花龍鳳,差在沒有說用了可保一世平安,出街有神仙保佑,生仔不怕痛。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAI8Pvb0v3ax
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好了,我得出結論。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAXBw0PcUOgl
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「不開。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANApd0j0YXtGy
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「頂你咩。」信義破口大罵。1547Please respect copyright.PENANA667P6NRujM
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「好啦,等我幫你。」小寶把我的手機搶去。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAdSEY9mvqv7
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……1547Please respect copyright.PENANAaV3ebsjlWp
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證明對話是不存在任何意義。1547Please respect copyright.PENANA3mUA1xUhtY
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「你Facebook是什麼?」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAY4Nmyw604c
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「不要用Facebook啦。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAP0zeG2w5Sr
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「下?為什麼?」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAgsjlmoJc8C
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笑我太小心也好,可是我從不習慣用Facebook開通其他帳號,覺得這樣不安全。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAjYTfzAYCDR
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「如果不用Facebook,哪來朋友?」1547Please respect copyright.PENANADthFHoFcjr
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「我根本不用。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANA1mHc377MLN
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「妳懂什麼啊,阿仁明顯不想見到妳啦,他就懂得選,專開來看美女。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAjvIxcj9kAR
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「下,我不理,反正我知你的帳號,Follow定我先,順手讚好我的POST,哈哈哈。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAqRDpa7ie33
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呃……還說不著緊,我猜想這才是她的原意嘛。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAm00kHXKZM0
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小寶認真的對著我手機左按右按,問了我的電郵後,又問:「那你要什麼名字?」1547Please respect copyright.PENANASr7YPZ2CY4
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呃……我認真的思考一會,我說了一個我喜歡的作家名字。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAZVdrv8uenj
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「密碼和帳號一樣好不?」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAWuKvA7EVI2
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「嗯?」對不起,我在想今天的晚餐吃什麼。1547Please respect copyright.PENANA1FBuAkecsM
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「我說!密碼和帳號一樣好不?」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAKquZcs3tjW
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「好啊。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAf53EaIhOa1
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「啊,你的名字有人在用,加個1字在後面啊記得。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAOUEsALpQUx
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「好啊。」還是吃龍蝦好了。1547Please respect copyright.PENANA8pH1Not87r
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「你有在聽嗎。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAkMnARAqbok
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「嗯?」1547Please respect copyright.PENANA62jlYc8w9w
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「你去死啦。」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAuQPQjORaTy
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小寶就是那種,嘴巴說話不饒人,心裡卻很善良的人。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAlRUdSsdafY
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就這樣,我開了自己的Instagram,不過也如前面所說,我根本用不著,就這樣有一段時間放著不用。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAbeQSuoWX8c
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甚至我換了新手機後仍是這樣。1547Please respect copyright.PENANAK6jyGoeErV
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一直到……近陣子。1547Please respect copyright.PENANA3ezfZj4fDr
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**「為什麼會這麼多人follow一個不認識的女孩子?」1547Please respect copyright.PENANAmAg4Gtfe23
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