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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks436Please respect copyright.PENANAS3RL9G5tHq
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead436Please respect copyright.PENANAEYVYEtnoxJ
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air436Please respect copyright.PENANAYHDaAUkmTC
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.436Please respect copyright.PENANAo2nB9N5cZ8
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead436Please respect copyright.PENANAmspAmt459N
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a436Please respect copyright.PENANAcGAcfiQG8h
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old436Please respect copyright.PENANAyVjIFpuN6v
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,436Please respect copyright.PENANAbTRPSbk2hE
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry436Please respect copyright.PENANAJZ8FyCtd0F
voice:
BETELGEUSE436Please respect copyright.PENANAY9sc0o8FGY
Who are you? Are you bard? I just436Please respect copyright.PENANA1mWjnxhDju
found my dead sex slaves, and now436Please respect copyright.PENANA3SM2KwMo7J
you're crawling up, disturbing my436Please respect copyright.PENANAAdIIlwK10a
ritual.
BARD436Please respect copyright.PENANA39GaqKrrYK
And so you brought your flesh dildo436Please respect copyright.PENANAkDsG8cKbbH
too?
BETELGEUSE436Please respect copyright.PENANA5KDmAWhgx8
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD436Please respect copyright.PENANAaZEYTB87D0
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE436Please respect copyright.PENANAk6S2rn3d3c
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and436Please respect copyright.PENANAIkdfFXrf3a
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE436Please respect copyright.PENANAQTFMEcIwT5
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna436Please respect copyright.PENANAoJaoXI3HtV
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the436Please respect copyright.PENANAqJFCjRlQQV
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.436Please respect copyright.PENANAhBysuYrn7L
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard436Please respect copyright.PENANAzTSQ9zyp8b
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The436Please respect copyright.PENANA2RXtQjLKj4
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON436Please respect copyright.PENANAFqUAJ8E9mD
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE436Please respect copyright.PENANAqDOvwdt8rH
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your436Please respect copyright.PENANArIPbnmERSJ
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a436Please respect copyright.PENANAHmQRhEcSNV
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping436Please respect copyright.PENANAxtFf3ni5rS
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up436Please respect copyright.PENANAeAvWUdcsxM
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish436Please respect copyright.PENANAEf3O4UyZIP
their plans.
BETELGEUSE436Please respect copyright.PENANAYTLcE7J1Wv
(to Bard)436Please respect copyright.PENANArQIBZM9UY1
See what you did? You set me up.436Please respect copyright.PENANAoS7LhzVJng
You didn't tell me that I'd have to436Please respect copyright.PENANAfRQVwFy8Qh
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd436Please respect copyright.PENANAxkpFL4yRPf
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which436Please respect copyright.PENANAEh3HyNz9oX
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's436Please respect copyright.PENANAQAkEMEH0LT
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears436Please respect copyright.PENANAkX9hTLFHpg
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.436Please respect copyright.PENANAIX2mRa8Fon
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD436Please respect copyright.PENANAiAXrlKfvNq
(offscreen)436Please respect copyright.PENANARxcVFXOBlD
You assholes. You can't catch a436Please respect copyright.PENANAnuy8qQMp31
ghost.
BETELGEUSE436Please respect copyright.PENANA6UtNJogUKF
You fuckers. You put me in a436Please respect copyright.PENANAl6KTuX7bKh
vulnerable position when I was sure436Please respect copyright.PENANAXGagtijT9O
the Batman would be here. Now436Please respect copyright.PENANA9SrC0We9ZX
you're all gonna get what's coming436Please respect copyright.PENANApwfrRxGE7K
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins436Please respect copyright.PENANA6aHl6ToNHW
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall436Please respect copyright.PENANAcekrAYUp1l
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks436Please respect copyright.PENANA59Tq03j71f
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder436Please respect copyright.PENANAcFx605BSlR
blades.
BATMAN436Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZNG21ypV7
(concious)436Please respect copyright.PENANA2N960aw1YG
What are you gonna do to me? I436Please respect copyright.PENANAivEUECMUro
think you've committed murder, so436Please respect copyright.PENANAgRh30rBQjF
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the436Please respect copyright.PENANAmez5Qbey1K
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his436Please respect copyright.PENANAejJ2pdMngB
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE436Please respect copyright.PENANAYyaAIQYmpI
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do436Please respect copyright.PENANAfl09FLo2O1
this.
BETELGEUSE436Please respect copyright.PENANA9PezRtO2QK
I'm going to finish him!436Please respect copyright.PENANAnGKy7jI48U
Constantine, I'm going to finish436Please respect copyright.PENANAbgxPzS3Kx6
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked436Please respect copyright.PENANAtJmVpA2GwY
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER436Please respect copyright.PENANAIxwRA0FQrg
(holds up his arm in436Please respect copyright.PENANAIVYiZgpPYS
protest)436Please respect copyright.PENANAyQPDkNZsgX
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He436Please respect copyright.PENANAOyZ1ZsqcLU
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with436Please respect copyright.PENANA15KoFCGZJH
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's436Please respect copyright.PENANAnjSJnOtOGp
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.436Please respect copyright.PENANA6ob81HLeWA
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE436Please respect copyright.PENANAKGvSVXIwQ0
He was mine, and I stole him from436Please respect copyright.PENANAHOATvFMCCO
you. He was my revenge. Now you436Please respect copyright.PENANAjIvIqslf0h
will pay for your disobedience. He436Please respect copyright.PENANAw6qF5FxZHb
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is436Please respect copyright.PENANAMRfwzH8tnR
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he436Please respect copyright.PENANAzys4KMy7Ol
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then436Please respect copyright.PENANAMX6TCqfBZg
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN436Please respect copyright.PENANAmF81NGGM7A
(awake)436Please respect copyright.PENANAUDqrmHY5Zd
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his436Please respect copyright.PENANATXiRx6vmjd
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the436Please respect copyright.PENANAvel0NsbbZf
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is436Please respect copyright.PENANAsPoEqxoJoE
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE436Please respect copyright.PENANAkuTMSRIwQ0
You still have a chance. Let go of436Please respect copyright.PENANAR5GqzPEeVJ
my hand. If you allow my hand to436Please respect copyright.PENANA1lvbYQKKpk
come off of you, you will end up436Please respect copyright.PENANAhTRC7Rm7DS
just like your friend.436Please respect copyright.PENANAddlHhuRvwt
(tries to pry the hand off436Please respect copyright.PENANAvw3BZuSsvs
of his head)436Please respect copyright.PENANAZklCzOuET2
It can't be. No. No. He's still436Please respect copyright.PENANAacy8sPFYcr
alive!436Please respect copyright.PENANA8a7bWogKEB
(falls to his knees)436Please respect copyright.PENANA3E7Xj90ZOR
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE436Please respect copyright.PENANAfTPZEHndUJ
(from a distance)436Please respect copyright.PENANAlQXMmR1bmF
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN436Please respect copyright.PENANAMbbB5Obh1P
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the436Please respect copyright.PENANAg5ZtAy9Qvr
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN436Please respect copyright.PENANANw9tUqvy9P
(beat)436Please respect copyright.PENANAemeMWIKp83
I can't get it. I can't pull it436Please respect copyright.PENANAH2zUD8iH1I
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into436Please respect copyright.PENANA8QG2zDL0rb
the forest.
BETELGEUSE436Please respect copyright.PENANAWJRCJKsrvU
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE436Please respect copyright.PENANACCEgdQnPjk
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the436Please respect copyright.PENANAw0AfiA1FnH
Batmobile.
BATMAN436Please respect copyright.PENANAH0uWD3Sepr
(screams in pain)436Please respect copyright.PENANAwu77CLwrrD
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into436Please respect copyright.PENANAz0XmElDUnp
the forest.
BEATELAGE436Please respect copyright.PENANAKPyNL2kHXM
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE436Please respect copyright.PENANAxbjMsZv3Qq
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN436Please respect copyright.PENANAkoMkQNiwVi
(is so weak he can barely436Please respect copyright.PENANA6ozOP9RKdO
stand)436Please respect copyright.PENANAwMq0EP9BB8
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into436Please respect copyright.PENANAfReA33C7Fx
the forest.
BEATELAGE436Please respect copyright.PENANALOvQMVsiLm
(passionate)436Please respect copyright.PENANArZegjeOZfF
Don't let them drag you off this436Please respect copyright.PENANAHHp19YZ11Q
beat.
BETELGEUSE 436Please respect copyright.PENANAXAr7elqub7
(peers at the Batman)436Please respect copyright.PENANA3U365HymeT
Is that all? Do you really want to436Please respect copyright.PENANA9bg8ee5xdm
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 436Please respect copyright.PENANAY8ndwcOcxE
(ashamed)436Please respect copyright.PENANA4g8r0r0QiZ
Don't say it. Take a peek in the436Please respect copyright.PENANAQifAgUNt6p
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,436Please respect copyright.PENANA3LyKsaoZzS
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT436Please respect copyright.PENANAMVzyPhRX46