693Please respect copyright.PENANAxCQp66FJX0
FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks693Please respect copyright.PENANAf4LFVBmd1W
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead693Please respect copyright.PENANAAr7KsgYaB0
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air693Please respect copyright.PENANAGfteCosKeJ
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.693Please respect copyright.PENANAvEHzXNPC9z
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead693Please respect copyright.PENANAWQORBMd9o0
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a693Please respect copyright.PENANAdzPGHeCeId
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old693Please respect copyright.PENANACH6B06hKsx
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,693Please respect copyright.PENANADVurr3lj9n
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry693Please respect copyright.PENANAjF7ZlnoSOf
voice:
BETELGEUSE693Please respect copyright.PENANASZhXZUP2el
Who are you? Are you bard? I just693Please respect copyright.PENANAst7f1GHanZ
found my dead sex slaves, and now693Please respect copyright.PENANA5imPP6sCUF
you're crawling up, disturbing my693Please respect copyright.PENANAZKxPnHRqB4
ritual.
BARD693Please respect copyright.PENANAtapxmDpCZr
And so you brought your flesh dildo693Please respect copyright.PENANALvWICU3Ux9
too?
BETELGEUSE693Please respect copyright.PENANADxafekQna3
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD693Please respect copyright.PENANAhfqVzN0wZo
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE693Please respect copyright.PENANAL1DA8anKk2
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and693Please respect copyright.PENANAGp3tL35Aub
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE693Please respect copyright.PENANA221BNtfTFG
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna693Please respect copyright.PENANAFpiOVpO7tb
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the693Please respect copyright.PENANActMxRo8RDl
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.693Please respect copyright.PENANAU3DsHMZiVK
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard693Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4ne1YIZfI
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The693Please respect copyright.PENANAHNR6y4ssH0
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON693Please respect copyright.PENANA7wzwmdWMa5
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE693Please respect copyright.PENANAV5HCFS2YJY
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your693Please respect copyright.PENANA1BTjfsACaA
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a693Please respect copyright.PENANA27NIS9FBbv
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping693Please respect copyright.PENANAgjDoO8r7LY
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up693Please respect copyright.PENANAYYBc4eQ1tW
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish693Please respect copyright.PENANAt8HcdjJXdg
their plans.
BETELGEUSE693Please respect copyright.PENANARj78rGqsxC
(to Bard)693Please respect copyright.PENANABzNhoVWCCW
See what you did? You set me up.693Please respect copyright.PENANA4YYmirSPUn
You didn't tell me that I'd have to693Please respect copyright.PENANAT4JvAKppuW
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd693Please respect copyright.PENANA3LFaRg7GRv
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which693Please respect copyright.PENANAMWgNiuBFAq
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's693Please respect copyright.PENANAn30Ugfhs5w
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears693Please respect copyright.PENANAD2HGlfLjbD
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.693Please respect copyright.PENANAhwFXydOSzx
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD693Please respect copyright.PENANAAGtmrTflVT
(offscreen)693Please respect copyright.PENANAvWzmAsRLzJ
You assholes. You can't catch a693Please respect copyright.PENANAsbFvu66Yo7
ghost.
BETELGEUSE693Please respect copyright.PENANAO1yz42ZMBb
You fuckers. You put me in a693Please respect copyright.PENANARh35YuSCts
vulnerable position when I was sure693Please respect copyright.PENANAMIOvndWshX
the Batman would be here. Now693Please respect copyright.PENANACerxSpDDlP
you're all gonna get what's coming693Please respect copyright.PENANAdfvHyHsSGr
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins693Please respect copyright.PENANAQOvSSlNL5B
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall693Please respect copyright.PENANAzBddVIHjJK
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks693Please respect copyright.PENANAXxBmpQukRT
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder693Please respect copyright.PENANAEeQeVmZaXA
blades.
BATMAN693Please respect copyright.PENANAtTOSR8gdKa
(concious)693Please respect copyright.PENANAPJcHHXlpSW
What are you gonna do to me? I693Please respect copyright.PENANAFI9aHRnTE8
think you've committed murder, so693Please respect copyright.PENANAdFR9kEDqBz
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the693Please respect copyright.PENANANzg89ezJVB
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his693Please respect copyright.PENANAxMPdEErq3G
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE693Please respect copyright.PENANAwN6444b5DK
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do693Please respect copyright.PENANANS9w2ENJOT
this.
BETELGEUSE693Please respect copyright.PENANA7CRFMVt8AI
I'm going to finish him!693Please respect copyright.PENANAFWd6yQFhpP
Constantine, I'm going to finish693Please respect copyright.PENANASMKrCRI3M1
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked693Please respect copyright.PENANAdLnZpuOxGj
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER693Please respect copyright.PENANANH1lzz8n5J
(holds up his arm in693Please respect copyright.PENANAszWvea2hFg
protest)693Please respect copyright.PENANAwOXndwMF0H
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He693Please respect copyright.PENANAKGBMEIMOhZ
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with693Please respect copyright.PENANA0zQT1fnT9u
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's693Please respect copyright.PENANAIOZ5UiAdGQ
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.693Please respect copyright.PENANAmBni5LQit1
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE693Please respect copyright.PENANAgAzqDoClKT
He was mine, and I stole him from693Please respect copyright.PENANA5RGBK4uWZo
you. He was my revenge. Now you693Please respect copyright.PENANAOPPL6BXkzJ
will pay for your disobedience. He693Please respect copyright.PENANAgD2bQusHTb
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is693Please respect copyright.PENANABfAXBFCntK
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he693Please respect copyright.PENANAiE0dxdCf97
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then693Please respect copyright.PENANAJAUf3YY9nt
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN693Please respect copyright.PENANAFAR1yZmsf1
(awake)693Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZVZskA2nY
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his693Please respect copyright.PENANAlQCjptwxSW
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the693Please respect copyright.PENANArX4GRMJcPT
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is693Please respect copyright.PENANA56e7U70dH2
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE693Please respect copyright.PENANAExmgHMBeiB
You still have a chance. Let go of693Please respect copyright.PENANAyV0bZfVhw5
my hand. If you allow my hand to693Please respect copyright.PENANAakkIWWVkj4
come off of you, you will end up693Please respect copyright.PENANAz7o9wt2qPx
just like your friend.693Please respect copyright.PENANAy5i4k29qJn
(tries to pry the hand off693Please respect copyright.PENANA80HCX8LMvC
of his head)693Please respect copyright.PENANAkbkiH4RcF6
It can't be. No. No. He's still693Please respect copyright.PENANASCNQKaP8Ks
alive!693Please respect copyright.PENANAaRBA4taza6
(falls to his knees)693Please respect copyright.PENANAuBEm1aQLiS
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE693Please respect copyright.PENANA9WIEgROgf4
(from a distance)693Please respect copyright.PENANAzuxzxRdSkR
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN693Please respect copyright.PENANALTGASFsHpe
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the693Please respect copyright.PENANA5pwDd20TBn
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN693Please respect copyright.PENANAw6hNbi8P6U
(beat)693Please respect copyright.PENANAvM5I7abN3O
I can't get it. I can't pull it693Please respect copyright.PENANARKyg2Ab1bK
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into693Please respect copyright.PENANAwzDQhe9kg7
the forest.
BETELGEUSE693Please respect copyright.PENANAJw5WV6tAWc
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE693Please respect copyright.PENANAfztn6T2CCR
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the693Please respect copyright.PENANA9IM2U4uSu6
Batmobile.
BATMAN693Please respect copyright.PENANALsOgdXmPf4
(screams in pain)693Please respect copyright.PENANAc0YbE1dkmf
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into693Please respect copyright.PENANARbiSZ867wn
the forest.
BEATELAGE693Please respect copyright.PENANAp9gCJ2j0Ok
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE693Please respect copyright.PENANAn3JfY1Z4TA
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN693Please respect copyright.PENANAfllIS0veGH
(is so weak he can barely693Please respect copyright.PENANAKsa4PGURwr
stand)693Please respect copyright.PENANANXEo3ETbOw
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into693Please respect copyright.PENANAVO401g2hjY
the forest.
BEATELAGE693Please respect copyright.PENANAcPB08ZRar2
(passionate)693Please respect copyright.PENANAHfHvj5mJaz
Don't let them drag you off this693Please respect copyright.PENANA7lBuzMW6XV
beat.
BETELGEUSE 693Please respect copyright.PENANA6icwnnXpXq
(peers at the Batman)693Please respect copyright.PENANAgXWjiwi8Fo
Is that all? Do you really want to693Please respect copyright.PENANATWFgVlFGB4
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 693Please respect copyright.PENANAcK7ka4Ssqh
(ashamed)693Please respect copyright.PENANAGugDllgwKM
Don't say it. Take a peek in the693Please respect copyright.PENANAGJAvXjXFHp
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,693Please respect copyright.PENANA2PmoUtKqsq
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT693Please respect copyright.PENANAZbXPjBuxWv