《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHGyhDYVvE

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdVh27wVTm
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「答對囉！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaGgpQ0LCA
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv39mOt6PuZ
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfeLr1TKgT
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「咦咦咦！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFK9KLr6fmP
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BOaextEb8
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQaLImTvkn
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「要開始囉！一號！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lnkPw7C6Y
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是三岐。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZu76G16jh
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2TG31ZW4J
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPvNHLe70W
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUBlhjPz0a
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後面追著兩個人。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwNiYv5yiq
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFawK4vwjH
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRR3bbhwke
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunPOXXPqjS
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我加快腳步。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNQsltpJ5v
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbivFZjn6x
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvH56pkVqQL
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlhiOfOVti
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQBKsfO0nb
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5U6IW8GsD
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKsWbFwH9g
我開始默默祈禱。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13lyAQuftF
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSRBt7q4Ql
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQK5HWlLyl
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三岐走下台。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQZkoqOMjQ
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93SsinVHJw
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEsSF4CEpP
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6wk81LqQF
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBiWaSGh7X
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYn6HLgMfi
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6K3ITQgqo3
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRQRo9u4JK
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpczONfbSM0
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「五十。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHj9raSaNJA
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTyNyuTPsc
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVytTR5CRH
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxyJz8dXPS
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNSbBqsJ9S
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkLWFt4FwV
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「因為這是背景設定。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14Q3oe0rYW
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgrsJAvdrs
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ323btBvqwT
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「再縮短一點。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkeHhx5FkX
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtuS7xpkeq
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「再短一點。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lkuSyaPwg
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujlMKJ7C8P
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVaoVkvXzO
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xFFQJ24u8
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「世債哈樓。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPiIX6E5mo
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXlXxVN1y2
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq25HegxAzD
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcfCrE3Gdj
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「請把酒放回桌上。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uHMgWvDQC
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDaCPnQNVp
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzvF59AHXI
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAIFm0e0Un
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8IOAaXNeI
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBTCfs0gf1
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbD6f5Yl1K
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2waerTeZn
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOoNdneJYS
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcqfeT7kt8
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdXUSB3o5D
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJU5cL1GLsM
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「貓公爵是什麼？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9MAzldPUL
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvh0C18JF5
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWSacgXuA5
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewxVqucQ8r
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbsChxC6o7
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdovxmM76ea
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAcfl2nX3A
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「三等於八。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiuWYdHBnM
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOfjKua1X4
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuusZ0bz9SG
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡButkxZpm3u
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wgqpgBq5d
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxB6L4YHepd
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOVZ6tMiDX
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你們這群小王八蛋。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUKHMP4KZL
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquJWAJtCFn
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0qpReKz1Y
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGVB2417K9
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqDz40462T
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4qeMRngHE
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpF6wuXXpAE
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNp7KQlWSLo
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGWz934OBv
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfMNKwT02N
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP93C5vDHMp
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「閉、閉嘴！讓我說完！349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwn35Ga7db
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRU7HLD0Lx
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadwkrlL6Zw
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQWwVV6jk7
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PrM6re1eb
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8BMDzT6Lj
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「我還沒說完欸！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrV9uHZ4SN
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGjLmEeWbW
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBe88f4ReJ
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDqCr1AJ9d
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvP7RZILNE
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「上台吧，快下課了。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEr0nkTqhA
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYVjupuzFT
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZjgAl4dRs
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIT4z6Qne8a
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyJK9VX9Yv
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0S9ioNZp0
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡht7P7R67hj
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4obZEFG5Sh
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoecFFUD7bk
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAqyuzLyIc
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41qH8RmsGC
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqlMnX7UHD
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEEcYPq8Ea
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uXEjivY34
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「廢話！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0IaVwo5X5
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCvs3PLDx9
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajYNRvgmFt
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2fLOhQScn
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxr4vX6vpq
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaVYX8skCC
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURlFGeH5pN
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「三等於八等於五十。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAKD6uyWdy
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdKWJx3PAT
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7uruJfdD6
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0jiPj6YMH
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OuNo991rp
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZt2iOnUk0
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklGaFm60Za
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xPWXPrJEu
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2saBzDpN5v
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTyS2oIN0d
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcNUEkfSHB
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HdcKXg7b1
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4HRPtSxxH
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1L71lR8621
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcduG7eSR0
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YZshB9wcu
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj920VBi1mZ
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJeVECfuEu
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGm16x9BV9q
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSabsWlvMnp
這時，小女孩───」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LTLQEWKXr
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDgNWHzEWZ
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCdSNOpacJ
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1zwg2BLpJ
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp66Fwfjs8
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0g9Ls5lbJI
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「完美結尾！？」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftnBHqvfXU
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJEitPwtju

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5OJc4kEKs
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMh2lKziGue
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當日結果：349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zct0OV15U
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難得沒有事件發生。349Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRVs9VPgpP
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柳困依然單身。

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