我係一個毒撚,不知不覺就係世界生存咗16年,係依個充滿偽善嘅世界裏面,我選擇唔同其他人同流合污,活係自己一個人嘅世界。230Please respect copyright.PENANAA4lWW5MMNW
「陳灼鳩,又係到發白日夢!?要發夢唔該返屋企啦,依到學校嚟架!」一把女人聲突然震醒咗我成個人。230Please respect copyright.PENANAwjHMZO51ib
依位惡過雞乸嘅八婆Miss就係我嘅中文老師,出名鬧人大聲,手上面支咪根本就可有可無,只係為佢鬧人嘅時候增加兩分氣勢。230Please respect copyright.PENANAwTaebeqqcs
我用不屑嘅眼神瞪住依個八婆,雖然只係短暫一秒,但我腦海已經彈咗一千句可以用嚟鬧返佢嘅說話,對我嚟講,要破壞一個人嘅自尊心真係好簡單,不過我知道如果我出口鬧返佢,事情就會變到好麻煩,所以怕麻煩嘅我唔會選擇駁嘴。230Please respect copyright.PENANA0JBYFVL9uP
「好對唔住⋯⋯」我微微底下頭說,卻感受到班上面同學奇異嘅視線,而汗水居然不自覺地從我後脖子滲透出來。230Please respect copyright.PENANAetitGYcK2W
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「居然講對唔住⋯⋯」230Please respect copyright.PENANAYeDp2Ua2GC
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「真係廢⋯⋯」230Please respect copyright.PENANAwClyqUriYK
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「垃圾⋯⋯」一個坐在最後排的女同學反了一個白眼,然後扒在枱上睡覺。230Please respect copyright.PENANAgMPRnXvlV6
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廢?哈~依班人根本就唔明白我,如果我想嘅話,隨時都有能力駁嘴駁到依個八婆喊住咁跑返教員室。230Please respect copyright.PENANA4MYy4MHOU9
只不過咁做對我無好處啫,仲會浪費埋我寶貴嘅口水,喺依間band3中嘅band3中學,完全唔值得我咁做。230Please respect copyright.PENANAqAyJwkxSai
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「嗯?」此時,八婆miss王嘅眼神忽然從我身上移去,好像被其他東西吸引住了。230Please respect copyright.PENANAHWki136NMt
「陸嘉怡,開學一個星期你就瞓覺!?即刻起身!!!」佢攞起咪對住坐最後一排扒喺枱嗰個女仔咆哮起來。230Please respect copyright.PENANARZbNzjYv32
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「⋯⋯⋯⋯」230Please respect copyright.PENANAkIHWM7JdBg
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Miss王講完之後過咗三秒,嗰個女仔依然無動於衷,好似真係瞓著咗一樣扒係到郁都唔郁。230Please respect copyright.PENANAKlcuA9r17a
班房嘅氣氛突然變得緊張,就好似只有八婆miss王對住空氣自言自語咁。230Please respect copyright.PENANAmRlTqgWHgz
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「⋯⋯」Miss王被無視後,感到不受尊重,心情更加不悅,於是就更大聲的再叫一次。230Please respect copyright.PENANAUoaakxWFP4
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「陸嘉怡!!!你同我即刻起身!!!」230Please respect copyright.PENANAkDwHALPhGe
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而我也挺肯定那個女孩只是在裝睡。230Please respect copyright.PENANAZ69saobRQY
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4E班嘅同學都被震撼班房嘅叫聲微微嚇親,你眼望我眼,然後扮作事不關己的看著Miss和那個女同學。230Please respect copyright.PENANAIONHqeGQBh
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而我當然係繼續保持從容自若,正如剛才所說一樣,我隨時都有能力罵到嗰個八婆miss王喊住咁跑返去教員室,所以我根本就唔需要驚佢。230Please respect copyright.PENANAhn3MAqvxP0
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我將微微抖震嘅雙手放喺教科書上面,然後坐直條腰專心研究書本嘅知識。230Please respect copyright.PENANAxFZCMBUD5x
依種情況最好就係唔好燒到我身上,雖然我有能力,但我唔打算幫依個女仔出頭喎。230Please respect copyright.PENANAKy4UaJGKgH
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整個班房都安靜得像暴風雨前的平靜一樣,無人會知道下一秒會發生乜嘢事。230Please respect copyright.PENANAekOH4J4BTA
八婆Miss 王狠狠的怒瞪著嗰個陸嘉怡,看來她也在想該如何解決這件事。230Please respect copyright.PENANAHdPuLsOmrd
在這一刻,一位救星打破了這個僵局。230Please respect copyright.PENANAvVBuqDBVqK
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咔嚓~230Please respect copyright.PENANAkV3g5nK4lY
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「哈哈哈~啱啱二樓廁所爆水渠喎~」一個肥仔打開課室嘅門,對住4E班嘅同學嬉皮笑臉地說。230Please respect copyright.PENANAjBCDbE6xDd
「爆水渠關你咩事呀!?返埋位坐!」Miss王隨即就瞪向佢,這個眼神嚇得肥仔急急腳的跑返座位。230Please respect copyright.PENANApzgWZYH9Im
「揭開書第三十一頁。」Miss王見罵了他一句就拿起粉筆繼續教書,緊張嘅氣氛亦隨之散去。230Please respect copyright.PENANA7IvsXi6tf7
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話說不知不覺就升到中四,我地學校高中同初中係分開兩個校舍,兩個校舍嘅老師都係唔同嘅,所以好多時候都只係聽啲師兄講過高中邊個老師惡,邊個老師教得好,而依位八婆Miss王當然係榜上有名嘅惡老師,先開學一個星期就已經見識到佢鬧人嘅風采。230Please respect copyright.PENANAB7jBYnCm6l
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「孔乙己因為偷書俾人打斷咗腳。」Miss王拿著教學書講到一半嘅時候,小息嘅鐘聲就響起咗。230Please respect copyright.PENANA92y6teuOwN
「好啦,今日講住咁多先。班長,幫我將工作紙傳出去呀。」Miss王攞起一疊厚厚嘅工作紙交俾坐係最前嘅男班長,同學們頓時眼都大埋。230Please respect copyright.PENANAQg3jwVlq1G
「吓?今日就有功課?」230Please respect copyright.PENANACxmQlEpiF5
「啱啱開學無耐咋喎⋯⋯」230Please respect copyright.PENANAiMKQXp1Xqa
「唔好啦Miss~」230Please respect copyright.PENANAhrwoijj0bp
Miss王托一托佢副金絲眼鏡,看著惶懼不安嘅同學淡然地說:「你地E班嘅同學已經係學校入面最差嘅學生,以前係初中嘻嘻哈哈唔肯讀書都算,但估唔到升到上高中都想輕輕鬆鬆咁過,連派張工作紙都要抱怨。其實學校都無咩資源養你地依班人,功課都唔想做大可以唔讀。」230Please respect copyright.PENANAAva1rn6EgW
此話一出,全班學生都臉色表現出不滿,除了幾位同學臉不改色,包括一開口就可以收老師皮,IQ二千嘅我,同埋啱啱先瞓醒嘅陸嘉怡,仲有幾個對於做功課依件事無咩所謂嘅同學。230Please respect copyright.PENANAFzmDAQLssq
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啱啱瞓覺嘅陸嘉怡微微伸咗個懶腰,然後就企咗起身準備行出班房。230Please respect copyright.PENANAAopY8TJ5NV
對於陸嘉怡完全無視自己嘅行為,Miss王當然視佢為眼中釘。230Please respect copyright.PENANAETwVOKz3fE
「你,啱啱瞓得好開心喎。」230Please respect copyright.PENANA9oKgbr5cIO
「係呀Miss。」陸嘉怡聲音有點懶洋洋,啱啱瞓醒嘅佢口水都未抹乾。230Please respect copyright.PENANA84f9HwhvXB
她隨便輕撓一下頭髮,眼尾沒有瞧過Miss王一眼就繼續行,完全表現出不良學生嘅模樣,應該說是不良學生的典範。230Please respect copyright.PENANAEahiE8rQRJ
此時的Miss王被她的發言氣得牙咬咬,怒火中燒地說:「跟我過嚟教員室!」230Please respect copyright.PENANAj32Tms2tSK
然後就一手拉住陸嘉怡隻手,另一手攞住一袋嘢氣衝衝咁走咗。230Please respect copyright.PENANAvEw8XNdIZ6
「吓?我要去廁所喎!」230Please respect copyright.PENANA4zRyWvCYV8
「唔準去住!」230Please respect copyright.PENANAhhDMOFoAa8
就這樣Miss王留下一句說話和一疊孔乙己的工作紙便離我們而去,全班頓時鬆一口氣。230Please respect copyright.PENANAKLlEaHPkCN
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「呼~個八婆終於走咗啦~」230Please respect copyright.PENANAvhk2TEpT7U
「不過嗰個陸嘉怡真係夠薑。」230Please respect copyright.PENANAJPKElQ0qzD
「緊係啦,初中嘅時候佢已經出名曳架啦!」230Please respect copyright.PENANAJZVgrRT2xm
「係咩?」230Please respect copyright.PENANA8t4UyxJ3RL
「咩返學遲到早退欠交功課樣樣做齊。」230Please respect copyright.PENANACPp7njGhzA
「咁都升到中四?」230Please respect copyright.PENANAKPazPo38HD
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可能人地成績好呢~230Please respect copyright.PENANA0aQ1JDVUvz
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「喂鳩!有無八達通呀?」剛才被罵的那個肥仔靠到我桌子前好奇地問。230Please respect copyright.PENANAuGHrtIgMqU
被突如其來嘅發問,我嚇咗一跳:「有呀⋯做咩呀?」230Please respect copyright.PENANAcSPbsJXLZt
我記得佢個名好似叫做胡冬瓜?230Please respect copyright.PENANA6lurY5wmAr
「借嚟用一用得唔得呀~樓下小食部仲未開,部嘢飲機又唔收銀仔。」他雙手合十微微搖晃身體,一副可憐的樣子,十足十動漫入面啲可愛學妹問學長哥哥借嘢咁。230Please respect copyright.PENANA3aDiISNzM6
依個時候我選擇合起雙眼,而拳頭不自覺地握緊起來⋯⋯如果佢加多句お兄ちゃん我絕對會彈起身打柒佢。230Please respect copyright.PENANAG0FW9eoFbn
「是但啦⋯⋯」我克制住自己,眼睛移開咗佢嘅視線,然後企咗起身。230Please respect copyright.PENANAAF7nWOlpwb
雖然我有一億種方法叫依個肥仔問其他人借,不過我頭先正想去買嘢飲,所以今次算啦⋯⋯230Please respect copyright.PENANA5OyyyqPl8G
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