「你放張相係咩意思？你雙性戀？」這是Annie的開場白。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd77ung8vG
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幾經開頭時遇過了幾個大陸女生，現在總算遇上了香港女生。繼遇上Susan之後，在我和Susan聊天的同期，我也遇上了Annie。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2UDXQjPr7
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前面都說過了，因為我課了一個月金所以能看見誰右滑了我，而Annie正正是其中之一，我好奇地按進她的個人檔案一探究竟。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8m4LOpSfv
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光看她兩張相片，是個胖妹，在我心裡她已經不及格。雖然相片裡的她顯得只是微胖，但我已經可以大概估計到，她在現實裡是長成怎樣的。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPjJ2rc2ex
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第一張相片，是她在巴士上的自拍照，只有半塊臉（是故意這樣拍，以顯得沒那麼醜吧？）；第二張是全臉照，不知在哪裡拍，燈光暗淡，她戴了眼鏡，但她的樣子在我腦海中已經水落石出了。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTioE5owKsD
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如果在網上都已經是長這樣，那麼在現實的她豈不是更糟？519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXiA1HLXIt
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近日我也在網上找到不少Tinder攻略，就像找遊戲攻略一樣。有人說：交友app雖然沒有真愛，但是可以給人當作「新手修練場」，給戀愛新手練習如何追異性。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRmGgSj8DK
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儘管我想如此就左滑她，因為她樣子真的很不行，但是我又不想錯過這個練習機會，最後還是match了。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwpUM7tMBD
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「自戀下啫，唔得咩？」我回覆道。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivsfluE55U
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Annie：你個樣好有童顏，眼距遠遠哋，個妝可以再誇張啲。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXday42bpf
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我：你呢平時戴唔戴眼鏡㗎？519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXPpGyyZ6h
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Annie：我戴con 多，中意化淡妝。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPcphPiyyE
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我們在分享化妝心得，然後又討論大家的事業狀況，我也坦白自己只是在等放榜的學生。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6jpuatZ7G
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Annie：做咩咁遲先嚟讀書嘅？519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1J3Rt1a5fP
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我：我之前衰過兩次DSE，冇心機讀咪出嚟做下野囉，然後又想再返嚟讀。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIp5uhiVCA9
我：你呢做緊咩？519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GUDHfu6YY
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Annie：我喺一間網店公司，做護膚產品開發。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxWTUYTX1I
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我：我諗住讀Engine呀519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrk4hWtw571
我：話埋你知我都有寫網上小說519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgKMhfHjU7
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Annie：Engine都好，可以考牌搵食。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIJ2twrIJ4
Annie：係呢有冇作品俾我欣賞？519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDukKAgeOO
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接著我發了一則連結給她。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jiTIYG7LC
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Annie看完又回道：Haha519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7SqdiSkY7
Annie：Annie係腐女一個519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6q1Bclyyc
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Annie所指的Annie，並非她本人，而是我最近在寫《嫁給女孩子》中的一個角色，真是巧合，希望她不會對號入座吧？519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wk7O6lgJC
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我們在Tinder上又聊了十天，這個時候無知的我，還是心想聊兩星期之後，才是最好的約會時機。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3TkbrnjR7
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在一個星期日的晚上。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCoNIW3u9w
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Annie：今日去完art jamming，個導師話我畫得唔錯。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XZ2l5rsYB
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我：你本身識畫畫㗎？519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR74HSx11C6
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Annie：唔識㗎，鳩畫（笑喊519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAVD0tAQjY
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我：講起去cafe，我去過貓cafe，仲有女僕cafe。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6UoONQ7Mk
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Annie：我以前都去過執事cafe，但嗰間執咗就冇再去。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIiARuXFbv
Annie：女僕cafe係點？519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRpeOkJVJ1
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我：你睇邊度囉，間間都有唔同氣氛。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjt3qrFs34
我：我去過一間係喺登打士街嗰邊嘅，貪佢有貓睇。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTk2CcDsor4
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之後她熟悉地把執事cafe的一五一十告訴我，而我又把女僕cafe的一五一十告訴她。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkk7KpydWa
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其實我也去過其他不同類型的咖啡店消遣，不只女僕咖啡，連文青cafe、貓cafe都去過。我喜歡的是店舖內那橫溢的裝修，享受著怡人的茶餐和氣氛，其次是貓。最頻密的時期，我平均每星期去一次，而且通常都是選星期六的日子。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZEFrLYud7
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談到興趣，我有：玩轉珠遊戲、cosplay、動漫、英文歌、寫小說、研究神秘學（或有些人叫偽科學）、跑步，夏天時更會去游泳。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsY7RieWaY
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除了遊戲、動漫、跑步和游泳之外，後面的所有興趣都是在後期建立的。對比7年前的我和現在的我，興趣可謂乘了兩倍。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmsiPh2de9
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你說跑步和游泳？沒錯，這是我從小到大，一直已存的興趣。即使有人說我是多麼「宅」，但我很清楚：自己是宅男之中最愛運動的一群人。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9aksqOAiw
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跑步這種運動，能使我身體快樂；至於喜歡游泳的原因，主要是我喜歡人在水裡時，那種近乎無重力、輕浮的快感。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuEPVqCvPY
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Annie：女僕cafe可以講粗口？519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmNFYECWGT
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我：可以嘅，但你要預咗俾定錢先可以講（笑喊519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4TLGEeTC8
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的而且確有些女僕咖啡店是不讓人說粗言穢語，每說一次就會被罰款。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf6VlLTPsG
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Annie：我講粗口都幾勁519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcW41dzjNU
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我：搵日我帶你一齊上去講呀～519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzshMvKLgNk
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其實我想嘗試借機約會Annie。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6OSUSoj0b
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Annie：我可以自己一個去嗎？519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXqjUUYRc0
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她沒興趣約會我嗎？519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugdTl0RyPl
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時間又過幾天，到目前為止我們已一共談了十天話。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7UfbtUOhD
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「星期日有冇時間一齊去？」今天她說想嘗試一家食店的炸牛奶，於是我又借機約會，拋下了這句。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEhmdRSdrB
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